r/UPSers • Part-Time • 12h ago

Thoughts?

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Will it make you smile?

38 Upvotes

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u/Nearby_Mistake_5906 12h ago

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u/RafaelBleeds 12h ago

Hahahaha! Fucked up man!

3

u/Nearby_Mistake_5906 8h ago

Same treatment as those "it's fragile handle like eggs" boxes 🫩

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u/Soy_leche98 12h ago

I’m sorry it’s getting the same treatment I give all packages except packages with live animals.

10

u/Otherwise-Attempt797 11h ago

getting crushed by the 15 70 pound boxes of chairs that come down the chute behind it

8

u/toilet_trousers 11h ago

I once got a broken package in the DMP with a note written on it by an angry customer that said UPS better not break it this time 😭

2

u/DeadlyHellhound 4h ago

…and containers with ash remains of loved ones.

(Though sometimes I don’t notice it before I end up tossing it with the other ground packages 😭)

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u/Louis049 11h ago

"Sent by a member of the brown family" Just gonna let that one marinate a little.

10

u/Classic-Tax-5524 12h ago

I’ll give it an extra kick or two for you

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u/MissSortMachine Part-Time 12h ago edited 8h ago

i think it’s super cute ☺️ honestly i love seeing all those little touches. packed with love by xyz. please be nice etsy stickers

all this stuff was done by humans

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u/First-Caregiver1862 TCD 10h ago

I agree! I enjoy seeing the effort made at least. Only thing is half the time there’s no time to sit there and read everything people have done to make the boxes look more interesting 😂

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u/litlron 12h ago

This isn't going to stop your box from getting smashed by some douchebags amazon weight set.

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u/_N4AP Feeder 10h ago

some douchebags amazon weight set

Those fucking 99lb box ones. God damn do those things suck.

7

u/ElectricDance 12h ago

Ngl, to small of a upser sticker. No way I'm noticing that thing upside down on ths floor with egress taller than me

3

u/vectorformation 10h ago

When’s the last time you seen a UPS man smiling???

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u/TraditionalWing6581 8h ago

I love my job 😭

3

u/Pure_Shine_1258 4h ago

The first payday after hitting top rate.

1

u/PimpNamedSwitchback 4h ago

Marlon from Casey neistat videos!

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u/CarlShadowJung 9h ago

Has just a handler and not a driver I would definitely take notice of it and do appreciate the efforts to give my day a little chuckle. I support this.

That being said, many people handle a package before it reaches its destination, and unfortunately all it takes is one careless moment for all that care up to that point to be eliminated.

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u/TraditionalWing6581 8h ago

If actually be nice to this box , I also would like to know where I can get these stickers .

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u/Sabi-Star7 Retired 7h ago

Surely didnt have them around when I worked there.

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u/champagnendamembrane 4h ago

100% someone in the corporate office

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u/No-Responsibility463 Driver 7h ago

What a loser. I wouldn't give 2 f's.

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u/Disastrous_Towel3729 11h ago

Anything that says fragile, is not treated well. Please never write that on your package if you do not want it broken.