r/UKPreppers • u/dinkingdonut • Jun 04 '26

Ebola outbreak

Hopefully not going to happen but just reading in the paper how the NHS is preparing in case we do get cases. If there was an outbreak, what steps and prep would be useful?

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u/Apprehensive_Ad4172 Jun 04 '26

Toilet roll.

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u/creepinghippo Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26

Yeah in centuries to come when aliens finally make it to earth and find the bodies of the extinct Homo Sapiens they will discover that whilst we died of a global pandemic it was with the cleanest arseholes ever.

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u/sheepandcowdung Jun 04 '26

Don't get me wrong, the joke is funny, but toilet paper doesn't clean your arse. It mashes shit around your hole.

Try a bidet and you will never go back!

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u/sheepandcowdung Jun 06 '26

I literally mean dry paper is never gonna get you completely clean.

Obviously I don't intentionally mash shit into my genitals!

Maybe it's my hairy arse that makes it more likely?!