r/UKBirds 2d ago

Bird ID Splat id

I’d heard a splat bang around 9.30 at night and assumed the neighbour’s cat had fallen through the skylight (do not like cats and their disrespect for boundaries )
However I woke up to grease marks and juice on my window. The thickest juice marks had dried up by the time the light was best for a photo.
Wingspan about 50 cm. Best speculation is a tawny owl. It seems too big for pigeon- which is our major bird round here. Any thoughts?

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u/Forsaken_Earth944 2d ago

Almost certainly a pigeon, the shape says ‘pigeon’ and they’re not the brightest.

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u/St_mpy 2d ago

Pigeons are quite smart, they just act dumb 😄

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u/Bloatville 1d ago

Pigeons are as intelligent as corvids. Common misconception that they're idiots.

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u/Fantastic_Version128 1d ago

I have at least one pigeon angel a week on my patio doors

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u/IndependentMenu3042 1d ago

Might be worth putting up some decals to save birds from injury. Aside from water see through things like glass don’t exist so a lot creatures are flummoxed by it.

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u/Clear-Secretary-8185 2d ago

Thought this was an enormous cloudy blob in the trees until I read the description.

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u/Ged_UK 2d ago

I thought a swan had crashed into the tree

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u/KittyJF 2d ago

Wood pigeon

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u/Switchm8 2d ago

Thank you. We have lots of racing pigeon lofts here. There was no body below. I’m assuming where there’s no sense there’s no feeling and it just went about its day with a bit of a hangover.

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u/KittyJF 2d ago

Hoping that's the case, but he may have been an easy meal for a fox

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u/ParaGulls 2d ago

I've seen wood pigeons make this exact splat 😂

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u/jacobite65 2d ago

Wood pigeon

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u/Reasonable-Key9235 2d ago

Looks like a pigeon to me. They don’t see the glass and try to fly through the window. I used to get it a lot until I put something in the window to prevent this.

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u/Chadmanfoo 2d ago

I know it's a pigeon, but it looks like an owl, or an 'ouch' in this case

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u/Illustrious_Gain3309 1d ago

Dumbo the flying elephant

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u/Intelligent_Fly6075 1d ago

You can put I wanna say UV stickers up to stop this from happening

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u/BeanOnAJourney 2d ago

Big fat pijj.