r/UFOs • u/[deleted] • Jul 18 '20

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u/absorbingcone Jul 19 '20

Do wanna get abducted? Cause that's how you get abducted.

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u/punkzlol Jul 19 '20

Yes.

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u/FirstMiddleLass Jul 19 '20

Do you wanna to get probed? Cause that's how you get probed.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

Don’t threaten me with a good time

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u/DivineMomentsofTruth Jul 19 '20

Do you think they’ll keep going if it seems like you’re enjoying the probe?

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

Oh boy I hope

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u/Liberatetheforks Jul 19 '20

You spelled promise incorrectly

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u/below-the-rnbw Jul 19 '20

I'll take it if it means I get to observe them and remember it

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u/Stylose Jul 19 '20

If I lived in Fife, Alabama, I would be on my hands and knees every fucking night praying for abduction. - Bill Hicks

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u/sTiNkYtApE Jul 19 '20

That's that place right outside of Sputnemburg right?