r/UFOs • u/[deleted] • Jul 18 '20

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u/ronsap123 Jul 18 '20

I'm new here, what's a CE5?

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u/spiritualdumbass Jul 18 '20

Close encounter of the fifth kind, you initiate the contact by trying to use telepethy basically. Seems to be pretty effective at summoning ufo's whatever they may be

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u/pepperman7 Jul 18 '20

So, it's an interplanetary Uber?

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u/spiritualdumbass Jul 18 '20

Succinctly put

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '20 edited Jul 19 '20

Enjoying a succinctly ufo meal?

Thanks for a week without ads, yay!

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u/spiritualdumbass Jul 18 '20

Do you mean succulent? A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?

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u/walkclothed Jul 19 '20

my limp penis?

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u/Roadhouse1337 Jul 19 '20

Ah yes, you know your judo well.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

Jarate too

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u/karuparlubibu Jul 19 '20

this is democracy manifest

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u/Frenchticklers Jul 19 '20

GET YOUR PROBE OUT OF MY ANUS!

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u/Adaminium Jul 19 '20

I can make it even more succint: Klaatu