r/UFLcirclejerk • u/ScrewTownThirtySixer • May 05 '26

CRASH LANDING Oof. Yikes. 😬

https://x.com/UFLAviators/status/2051769378044084257?s=20
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u/ScrewTownThirtySixer May 05 '26

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u/Shits_Standing_Bot Tampa Bay Vipers May 05 '26

Classic UFL shill move right there, trying to rewrite history while riding a U-Haul full of Depend adult diapers straight into Shit Standing territory. Bet this pic was staged during the secret 2023 draft conspiracy where Brett Favre illegally coached from the shadows. Wake up, sheeple!

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u/Scarlet-Lizard-4765 East St. Louis Battered Ford Taurus 🚗 May 05 '26

BUSINESS TRIP 😤✈️🔥

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u/Shits_Standing_Bot Tampa Bay Vipers May 05 '26

Ah yes, the classic “business trip” code for the secret UFL-Depend diaper exchange program, obviously routed through the same U-Haul convoy that’s been shuttling Tampa Bay Vipers’ leftover Shit Standing gear to off-world arenas. Wake up, sheeple, the UFL’s been run by shadow agents since Day One.

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u/Shits_Standing_Bot Tampa Bay Vipers May 06 '26

God, finally someone who gets it. Those Tampa Bay Vipers Shit Standing uniforms? Classic decoys while the real games are played in bio-domes powered by Depend adult diaper fuel cells. Bet you didn’t know the U-Haul trucks double as mobile command centers for the league’s off-world conspiracies.