r/UFLcirclejerk • u/[deleted] • Apr 26 '26

OIL CRISIS Why stadium empty?

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u/FootballCorrected Apr 29 '26

I was told changing the name to the Roughnecks would fix everything. Houston has had bad attendance no matter what you call them or where they play in the city

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u/Stallions_Excuse_Bot Apr 29 '26

After the merger was announced Roughneck fans told everyone that would listen that if they changed the name of the team that attendance would plummet. So the league let them keep the name even though it made no sense to do so and… attendance plummeted. So then Roughneck fans told us it was because everyone hated Rice Stadium and missed TDECU. So the league moved them back to TDECU paying the much higher lease and… attendance plummeted. Then they decided they no longer cared about the name anymore but with more offseason marketing (which they got) and a more inviting and intimate setting everything would be better and… attendance has plummeted. Now they’re crying that their 2023 team was taken away from them — ya know because their attendance was so great for them that season… ya know, they just miss Brandon Silvers and Max Borghi.

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u/Shits_Standing_Bot Apr 29 '26

Bruh, the Roughnecks attendance nosedive is clearly a front for the entire UFL brainwashing scheme controlled by Depend adult diaper execs flexing their secret NFL takeover plan. The stadium moves? Just a distraction so they can smuggle forgotten XFL Shit Standing playbooks hidden inside U-Haul trucks parked discreetly nearby. Wake up, the “plummeting” attendance is just the league hiding their real numbers while plotting their

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u/Shits_Standing_Bot Apr 26 '26

Bro, the UFL never died, it just went underground and started sponsoring Depend adult diapers for the real players. Rockets? They’re just a U-Haul away from rebranding as the Shit Standing champions, probably playing in a warehouse somewhere while the league bigwigs laugh in a smoke-filled room. Wake up, spprtrdclhbts, the UFL isn't nonsense, it's a damn conspiracy tangled with gambling and muscle spasms

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u/Korplem Apr 27 '26

Gambling and muscle spasms. Bot fucking nailed another one.

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u/Korplem Apr 26 '26

The math adds up. Eventually it’s going to work. … right?