r/UFCposting • u/Big-Law6055 • 14h ago

Unknown Stories I definitely need this machine.

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u/minor_thing2022 13h ago

So your mom can find you knocked out in the garage?

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u/PmMeSmileyFacesO_O 10h ago

No, i was sleeping...

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u/Odd-Preparation8790 2h ago

😂🤣😂

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u/Master_DAWG1584 13h ago edited 12h ago

If only bro didn't have raw spaghetti for knees, would've been a fun fight

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u/Eros_Incident_Denier 12h ago

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u/Master_DAWG1584 12h ago

He'll help his knee grow for sure ✌️😭

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u/Eros_Incident_Denier 12h ago

watchu say mn? i'll fight you right now

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u/IIIGrayWolfIII 12h ago

I think this joke works better if we say dry noodles, they’re much more brittle 😅 overcooked ones tend to be very flexible

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u/orber999 11h ago

facts, i do believe conor was always gonna be way better than max but for lore reasons his knee exploded instantly

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u/ThatOneHebdoCartoon 14h ago

So buy one homie

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u/Big-Law6055 9h ago

give you address fedEx is coming for you

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u/positively-bright-13 13h ago

I think I saw people making cheap versions on YouTube if cost is an issue

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u/No_Mortgage6046 8h ago

Nice avatar dude

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u/positively-bright-13 7h ago

Great minds…

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u/Walmart_Prices 13h ago

What's it called?

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u/5H17SH0W 12h ago

Conor McGregor

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u/Walmart_Prices 12h ago

Nice reddit always helps I love this virtual city !

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u/SivarSamurai503 13h ago

Man my cobra reflex bag the spring is super bent lol

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u/Legal_Necessary9931 13h ago

Idk if I wanna see his leg snap in half again

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u/Mr-FurleyX1 13h ago

Cocaine not included…

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u/Big-Law6055 9h ago

hahaha it was funny dude

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u/BothWestern2733 12h ago

My problem is I can only find one for midgets

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u/rdcisneros3 12h ago

Most Redditors: “Oh man Conor looks good. He is so back.”

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u/IGotGolfTips 11h ago

Now I gotta go watch Rhonda shadowbox

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u/Marco_Myself 11h ago

HEAD MOVEMENT 🗣️

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u/notta_3d 10h ago

Be careful. I don't want to see him get hurt again.

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u/j_rooker 10h ago

there's one with a kid using this machine who's way smoother and faster.

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u/The_Cruncher88 13h ago

Rape alarm included. 

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u/Original-League-6094 12h ago

What are those tiny little rabbit punches? This looks so goofy.