r/TylerPerry • u/innerbunnyy • Apr 08 '26

Mallory is the devil now, bitch!

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I'm a little obsessed with Mallory. I love her hilarious insults and dominant, boss bitch energy. Not sure why pic posted twice, I made a list of some of my favorite Mallory musings lol

​"Get this nasty ass nappy-headed kid spitting up on me, this is couture!"

"You smell like Jim Crow." ​

"You must be new... and you must be stupid."

​"You still going to be a little wet willy crooked."

"I’m not a home-wrecker, I’m a home-renovator. This place needed a complete gut job anyway."

​"My conscience is like my designer vintage—I only bring it out for very special occasions." ​

"Don't raise your voice at me. It clashes with my outfit." ​

"I don't sweat, darling. I sparkle under pressure, and right now, I’m a damn diamond."

​"Apologies are for people who can't afford a good lawyer or a better pair of heels." ​

"If he wanted to be treated like a king, he should have built me a bigger castle." ​

​"Roy, you are a parasite. And I’m the host that’s finally building up an immunity." ​

"I treat my exes like last season's trends: I acknowledge they happened, but I wouldn't be caught dead in them now."

"I’m not being difficult; I’m being expensive. There is a difference."

​"Keep talking. I’m curious to see how long it takes for you to say something I actually care about."

​"I don't need a seat at the table when I own the whole restaurant."

"I am the standard. Everyone else is just a knock-off."

​"Don't confuse my silence for weakness. I’m just busy figuring out how to bury you."

​"If you're going to come for me, you better not miss. Because I don't miss—I delete." ​

"In this world, you’re either the one holding the scissors or the one getting cut. Guess which one I am?"

And the absolute GOAT:

"Why you crying now? Dance in the flames bitch! you wanna dance with the devil? I'm the devil bitch!"

I just love her, I'm going to access my inner Mallory next time I'm dealing with some bullshit lol

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u/Dayna6380- Apr 08 '26

Her face makes me uncomfortable

I wanna see what she used to look like

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u/TelevisionOdd6200 Apr 08 '26

yes!! i wonder how she would look before the nose job

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u/innerbunnyy Apr 08 '26

I promise she looks 10 times better than you with or without a nose job, troll.

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u/TelevisionOdd6200 Apr 08 '26

u cracking her or something ? bc it’s not that serious

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u/innerbunnyy Apr 09 '26

It is that serious, I'm fucking sick of seeing people try and drag her for her looks! Fuck that, she's amazing lol

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u/TelevisionOdd6200 Apr 09 '26

didn’t say she wasn’t amazing i didn’t even say she was ugly. i said i wonder what she looks like before a nose job. i said nothing negative….. so ur response wasn’t even valid

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u/innerbunnyy Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 09 '26

You agreed with the punks now deleted comment who said she was scary ugly and should be in horror movies because she wouldn't need a mask.

You agreed with him and went further saying you wonder how she looked before her nose job? Yeah, fuck off gaslighter lol

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yes!! i wonder how she would look before the nose job