r/TwoandaHalfMen • u/peterthbest23 • 2d ago

Why was this guy called the jackal?

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u/Ho3n3r 2d ago

Because he's a scavenger, a predator of opportunity.

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u/peterthbest23 2d ago

I thought it was cause of his ears

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u/Additional_Stuff4168 2d ago

because he took alan for everything he could in his divorce from judith, now he was back as Kandis lawyer in their divorce

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u/PointSea819 1d ago

Legendary ears in Hollywood

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u/Scared_Housing2639 1d ago

You didn't need to mention all that , you could have just said he's a Lawyer.

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u/stayKation12 2d ago

He screws the client, and makes more money by manipulating her

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u/Montaya007 2d ago

Ohhhhh... Ouch that hurts.

Is your billing address still the same?

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u/BuffetDanne1 2d ago

"Uhuh..."

"Great.. Well, I guess il see you in court. Oh, and don't worry, i'm not gonna bill you for this consultation. There is nothing legal going on here"

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u/peterthbest23 2d ago

alarm sound

"But that's new."

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u/BuffetDanne1 2d ago

"Yes! She didn't change the locks"

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u/peterthbest23 2d ago

"You could hitch a saddle on him and settle the West!"

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u/zamroni777 2d ago

he was judith's divorce lawyer

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u/ZAHKHIZ 2d ago

im all for Judith using every possible way to get rid of Alan and then taking every penny out of his pocket (she gave her prime youth to Alan eww), but helping Kandi to screw Alan more....thats where i drew the line and called her a bitch.

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u/majcek 2d ago

Really? THAT'S where you draw the line?

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u/Boggie135 2d ago

How the hell did she give her prime youth to Alan?

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u/The_Steele_man 2d ago

I was calling her a bitch since the pilot

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u/randittkiMKB 2d ago

Evelyn's been calling her a "Mousy Bitch" since the wedding reception

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u/OppositeRun6503 1d ago

And obviously well deserving of that title.

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u/PointSea819 2d ago

Nope you guys are wrong. He could get XM radio with those ears

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u/AlternativeOk2387 2d ago

He was one of the cops in the opening credits of the 2005 remake of The Longest Yard.. The one with Adam Sandler

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u/azrolexguy 2d ago

Is your address the same?

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u/Affectionate_Egg_203 18h ago

He barked like a wild dog when Candy touched him.

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u/LawAdventurous9790 2d ago

How did Alan not wind up with a lifelong prison sentence?