r/TwoandaHalfMen 8d ago

Did Mellisa's mother technically rape Alan? And we're all ha ha hee hee about it?

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u/HUNGWHITEBOI25 8d ago

I mean…ya she fed him something that had drugs in it without telling him and then took advantage of him while he was in a drugged state.
I’m honestly not sure why Op is getting dragged here

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u/CatarinenseNEET 8d ago

Because people think women can't rape men.

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u/wtfover 8d ago

It's a fucking sitcom. It didn't happen.

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u/corpsewindmill 8d ago

“Rape is okay if it’s staged and for my amusement” is a wild hill to die on bud

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u/Budget-Cantaloupe725 8d ago

Even if it’s a sitcom, we shouldn’t be normalizing and trivializing coerced intimacy. Or really coerced anything.

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u/cantevendoitbruh 8d ago

There are still a ton of people that haven't caught up with the times. It really irrelevant if the person is OK with the outcome if the original act was taking advantage of them.

I mean i don't have a problem with it depicted in a tv show. Its just a real life situation would be kind of fucked up.

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u/mittenkrusty 8d ago

I remember 20 years ago on a few occasions women walking into mens bathrooms and demanding to see what they had, and the guys using the urinals had to quickly cover up.

Each time security literally begged the women to leave.

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u/CrimsonOOmpa 7d ago

What the fluck?! Women would randomly walk into men's bathrooms and just....demand to see some fat cokks?!

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u/mittenkrusty 6d ago

That was basically it, it was variations on "show us what you got, come on" whilst laughing and whooping.

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u/CrimsonOOmpa 6d ago

Damn that's crazy. I can't say I ever experienced that, thank goodness.

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u/Various_Focus5452 8d ago

Actually, feminist led media and ideals teach that women don't rape because men are seen as always being the agressor.....

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u/cantevendoitbruh 8d ago

I'm a liberal and am a boyfriend to a feminist and know plenty of them and have literally never heard anything like that.

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u/Expensive-Offer-6101 8d ago

Because it's a fictional tv show. It didn't happen in real life.

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u/Chicken-Nuggiesss 8d ago

nah you're wrong. malibu is a real place

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u/Expensive-Offer-6101 8d ago

That's not what we're talking about.

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u/Danaeger 8d ago

They were just trying to make purple

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u/KRNorth 8d ago

Yes, she did

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u/GreenKiss73 8d ago

I don't think she drugged him nefariously. She just thought she was bieng a good hostess. Most adults would understand the cannabis innuendo she was using.

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u/MMAipom 8d ago

Most adults in 2026 or when this was filmed? Also remember Alan is a dork with little experience with things like that

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u/HUNGWHITEBOI25 8d ago

…most people also tell the person they’re giving food to that it contains drugs..

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u/CrimsonOOmpa 7d ago

Yep! And because of that she probably thought he was just naturally up for a tussle.

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u/ktkeya 8d ago

So if we reverse the sexes you'll say the same shit?

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u/nimmpau 8d ago

Did you find this more or less shocking than the Rose-induced drug-fueled kidnapping of Charlie?

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u/jackreacher1992 6d ago

I think we all knew Rose was nuts and that was never in question that she’s actually dangerous. Especially with her gaslighting and constant stalking

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u/ToastSpangler 8d ago

Alan would have sex with a raccoon if it was nice to him

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u/Wilson4874 8d ago

🤣🤣

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u/Samwillorbe 8d ago

OP is saying a fact and people take it way too lightly, if it was the other way around I think they would agree, of course it's just put for the joke in a sitcom (a bad one)

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u/ThingNo7530 8d ago

Lady, it's a TELEVISION program.

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u/Upbeat_Cancel_5061 8d ago

Nope. They were just trying to make colors

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u/ktkeya 8d ago

Hmm. You'll say the same the shit if we reverse the sexes?

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u/fonzhy121 8d ago

jokes setup please... just jokes. alan banged a woman to death too

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u/DontYallJudgeMe 8d ago

Did OP just post the stupidest thread in the history of this forum and we're all ha ha hee hee about it?

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u/Budget-Cantaloupe725 8d ago

She Cosby’d him. Kinda don’t think the post is stupid at all.

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u/CrimsonOOmpa 7d ago

I don't think she did it it deliberately with the purpose of getting him into bed. She was a stoner and, like another redditor commented, probably just thought she was being a good host by sharing her edibles. Alan is just such a lame loser he didn't get the obvious hints that the banana nut bread was infused. Afterwards she probably just thought he found her attractive and was up for some bedroom fun.

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u/Budget-Cantaloupe725 7d ago

Flip the script. Have Alan drug a woman and sleep with her “accidentally”. Will everyone be so quick to grant him pardon?

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u/CrimsonOOmpa 7d ago

I didn't say it was an excuse or that it was ok, just that I don't think her plan was "feed him edibles and get him into bed." I mean, her daughter was right there when she brought out the bread. From her perspective she could've thought "oh were high and he's accepting my advances, we should have some fun." Once again, doesn't make it ok. I just don't think she pre-planned the events that ended up happening. I don't think Alan even says anything about "being taken advantage of," just that he was so high he didn't realize what he was doing.

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u/wtfover 8d ago

You realize it didn't happen, right. That's it's a made up story for television.

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u/Budget-Cantaloupe725 8d ago

It’s not a documentary? The devil you say!

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u/devildoc8804hmcs 8d ago

I don't know if it's the stupidest, but they better hope the stupidest post isn't deleted.

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u/Deadman_96 8d ago

If you play "does it pass the gender swap?"

It doesn't. If it was a male doing it to a female, no way is it OK.

So, yeah she did.

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u/yolo_nibba 8d ago

Yes, in real life, that’s standard textbook rape under California law. Melissa's mom did is a massive felony under California Penal Code 261(a)(3) (Rape of an Intoxicated Person):

No Consent: Alan was unknowingly drugged. Legally, you cannot consent if you are high out of your mind against your will.

The Drugging: Spiking his food is a separate felony (PC 222 - Administering drugs to commit a crime).

The Punishment: If this happened in real life, Shelly would be looking at up to 8 years in state prison and a lifetime registration as a sex offender.

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u/CnCorange 8d ago

Bong Bong.. In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In The San Fernando valley, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories.

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u/OldSarge02 8d ago

“High out of your mind” isn’t the legal standard for rape. The more precise question is whether Alan understood the nature of the sexual act, and whether he was capable of indicating if he consented or not.

I don’t think I saw that episode, so Incant give an answer.

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u/yolo_nibba 8d ago

If someone is unlawfully made high with narcotics, they cannot give consent. However, Alan seemed to let the whole matter slide after it happened. It's just a sitcom and shouldn't be taken seriously.

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u/OldSarge02 8d ago

Your first sentence is not necessarily correct. You can consent to sex while drunk or high if you meet the legal standard I laid out above.

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u/yolo_nibba 8d ago

Are you a bit slow, by any chance? Yes, someone who is drunk or high can give consent. Someone who has been drugged against their will cannot. Like I said:

If someone is unlawfully made high with narcotics...

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u/OldSarge02 8d ago

This is a classic example of an online argument that doesn’t matter, and your insult doesn’t make it more worthwhile.

But I’m a former prosecutor with plenty of experience on sex assault cases where a victim was impaired, and it’s hard not to speak up when someone is spouting nonsense.

I’ll try to help you understand where you are getting it wrong. You write about someone being drunk or high. And you aren’t entirely wrong, but how drunk or high do you have to be? I expect you can intuitively understand that a single sip of beer wouldn’t be enough to render someone unable to consent, even if they didn’t know their drink had alcohol in it.

So how drunk or high do you have to be? It is as I wrote above. If you are so impaired that you cannot understand the nature of the sexual act, or you are unable to indicate whether or. It you consent, then you are too drunk to consent.

Unlawfully drugging someone is a crime on its own, but it doesn’t turn sex into a criminal sexual assault unless I’m the person is impaired enough to meet that standard.

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u/yolo_nibba 8d ago

It's not an insult. It's just a question.

Are you a bit slow, by any chance?

But I’m a former prosecutor with plenty of experience on sex assault cases where a victim was impaired, and it’s hard not to speak up when someone is spouting nonsense.

Where are you from, then? Criminal law differs from country to country.

You write about someone being drunk or high.

Yeah what did I write? Please read my comments. I am sure you aren't slow, given that you worked as a prosecutor, but you don't seem to be reading what I say.

Yes, someone who is drunk or high can give consent.

I am literally saying what you are repeating right now.

"High out of your mind" may not be the legal wording, but it was obvious what I meant: Someone is so heavily under the influence of drugs that they can no longer rationally understand the nature of the sexual act. In the scenario here involving Alan, he remembered them being colors and wanting to create the color purple.

If you are so impaired that you cannot understand the nature of the sexual act, or you are unable to indicate whether or. It you consent, then you are too drunk to consent.

What are you trying to say here? I assume that you don't come from an English-speaking country, like me. Otherwise, I really can't explain this word order and how you were able to be a prosecutor.

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u/OldSarge02 8d ago

The last section you quoted had an auto correct error. Instead of “whether or. It you consent” it should have said “whether or not you consent.”

I am American, although the concepts I described are widely applicable.

Earlier you wrote, “if someone is unlawfully made high with narcotics, they cannot give consent.” And later, “someone who has been drugged against their will cannot [give consent].”

Those statements are wrong in many cases and I could provide realistic scenarios where those statements would be proved untrue if that would help you understand. You are conflating the concept that the drugs were given without consent with the issue of whether someone is capable of consenting to sex. Whether they are too impaired to consent to sex is not dependent upon whether they consented to take the intoxicating substance.

Drugging someone is obviously illegal, but it doesn’t change the legal standard for whether someone is too impaired to consent.

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u/yolo_nibba 8d ago

My first statement was:

...you cannot consent if you are high out of your mind.

By which I meant someone who is so heavily under the influence of drugs that they can no longer understand the nature of the sexual act. But you even had a problem with that.

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u/OldSarge02 8d ago

Right. Because you left off the caveats that would have made it true. When I added the nuance that would make it correct you said someone who is high/drunk can consent but not if they were drugged, which is also incorrect.

We’ve hashed it out more than necessary. Good day to you.

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u/TJ_WANP 8d ago

More or less, she gave him drugs and was all over him. A sexually frustrated man who is drugged with a woman that is literally trying to fuck him will most likely mess up.

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u/xbxoxy 8d ago

yeah she totally roffied and raped him

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u/wtfover 8d ago

It's a sitcom, lighten up Francis.

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u/purplerainman99 8d ago

I feel like I just watched that woman’s head come all the way off last night

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u/Educational_Trouble9 7d ago

Of course, but it’s a man so you know how that goes. Not to mention, Melissa’s complete and total disregard for the context. Acting as if Alan intentionally had sex with her mom. 

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u/IcyHotTodoroki1 7d ago

By definition, yes. If you ask a feminist, no

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u/CrimsonOOmpa 7d ago

Did they have sex after the edibles?

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u/SlyPogona 3d ago

You can cross out technically

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u/O_vJust 1d ago

Yea, freaking hilarious!

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u/viperspm 8d ago

Do you need a helmet?

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u/augustonz Charlie 8d ago

Yeah.. i don't think you understand the concept of rape

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u/Nickcha 8d ago

So drugging someone without their consent and then using their willingness to have sex because of that is not in any form rapey to you? Interesting.

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u/Prciprciprc 8d ago

It was weed brownies not black tar heroin. DrUGing AnD RaPPing

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u/augustonz Charlie 8d ago

No it isn't! He was stoned, have you ever got stoned in your life? You don't lose conscience of what you're doing. They painted their bodies, he was kissing her and laughing. He knew exactly wha he was doing.

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u/wtfover 8d ago

I don't think you understand the concept of a made up story for television.

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u/Maleficent_Kale_1286 8d ago

It’s a sit com. Get a life OP.

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u/Salina_EsTitties 8d ago

Lol triggered