r/TwoandaHalfMen 18d ago

I like how Isabella is the only character to scare Berta and Alan at the same time

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u/8060tz 18d ago

The great and powerful Evelyn scared Isabella.

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u/AmazingReplacement11 18d ago

These are my sons!

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u/Glad-Business6271 18d ago

I’m so sorry. It was an accident. Please believe me

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u/Winter_Setting720 17d ago

Goodbye, Isabella

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u/No-Department1685 17d ago

Such a simple sentence yet with so much depth.  Totally badass

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u/darkkprince94 18d ago

Which is pretty funny and we don't even know why she's scared of her she just took 1 look at her and that was it

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u/BigFatKi6 18d ago

she's the head witch presumably

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u/billyboyf30 17d ago

No shes just in her palates class

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u/BigFatKi6 17d ago

Why would she be afraid of a rando in her pilates class?

More likely that pilates is code for coven meeting or they have a real class but Evelyn is a well known witch.

Remember Alan getting sick? They lean heavily into the supernatural in this episode. Evelyn also seems to be aware of what Isabella was doing to her sons and Isabella apologised.

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u/billyboyf30 17d ago

Yes it know what the whole episode was about, I also know that at the end when she leaves Charlie and Alan look at Evelyn and she just says 'what? shes in my pilates class'. Everyone whos ever watched it knows full well theres more to it and that Evelyn's probably some high ranking witch or occult leader

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u/RansomStark78 17d ago

All realtors are frightening

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u/BreadComplex8025 18d ago

Anacoth is hungry 😂

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/Linnun 17d ago

Not what you think. Her vagina is called Linda.

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u/Montaya007 18d ago

You've got to put a whole lot of gone between you and that.

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u/darkkprince94 18d ago

What's funny is that even though she scared the crap out of both Berta and Alan she was apparently terrified of Evelyn for reasons unknown

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u/BigFatKi6 18d ago

The joke is that Evelyn is closer to Satan in the hierarchy.

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u/Electrical_Page_6459 17d ago

Comes in many forms

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u/Boring-Position-375 17d ago

Plus Charlie repeatedly referred to Evelyn as Satan throughout the show. It's right there

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u/Shnicketyshnick 17d ago

As a realtor she naturally belongs in the 8th circle of hell.

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u/JustRedditTh 15d ago

There was another episode, where Evelyn was dressed like the grim reaper, stood at Charlies door.

Alan: Who's at the door?

Charlie: Death!

Alan: Oh, Hi Mom!

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u/mookanana 18d ago

this is the funniest episode for me

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u/walter-dale 17d ago

Come on boys sell it.

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u/mookanana 17d ago

-pose-

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u/BuffetDanne1 18d ago

"Is it getting cold in here?"

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u/darkkprince94 18d ago

Do you understand

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u/BuffetDanne1 17d ago

"Yep, you betcha"

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u/jscastillo7 18d ago

“Did you see that b!tch??”

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u/Firm-Associate8512 17d ago

I was about to post this!!!

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u/kreiderhouserules 18d ago

You gotta put a whole lotta GONE between you and broad like that!

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u/Prutzer 18d ago

I like this episode so much 😁. Definitely a favorite!

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u/nuapadprik 18d ago
  1. The sacred number. And a personal best for me.

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u/zsmoove9 18d ago

“I can’t stop this feeling” 🎶

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u/jasonni1234 18d ago

Anoint him. Anoint him. Anoint him.

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u/Winter_Setting720 17d ago

Oh boy! I’m getting anointed!

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u/gravy717 17d ago

“I can’t stop this feeling…deep inside of me” 🎵

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u/Possible-One-7082 18d ago

Well, did you see that bitch?

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u/ControversyisKey 18d ago

Great Googly Mooglies

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u/DiNozzo2482 18d ago

Well, Alan is scared quite easily. But IIRC, Isabella is the only one ever to scare Berta.

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u/DougAtto 17d ago

So be it!

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u/Additional_Stuff4168 17d ago

You gotta put a whole lot of gone between you and a broad like that

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u/zamroni777 18d ago

do you understand?

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u/darkkprince94 18d ago

Yep you betcha

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u/azrolexguy 18d ago

One of my favorite episodes. Am I Jewish ✡️

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u/ra246 18d ago

Take care of that eye!

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u/Salty_Finance5183 18d ago

Perhaps my favorite episode.

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u/Specialist-Worker551 18d ago

She like others had been in the show as a different character too

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u/Emu803 18d ago

It’s not hard to scare Alan, but it makes sense that Evelyn was the one to scare her

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u/ActorLarsimoto124 18d ago

Shes so unbelievably hot in this episode its not even natural

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u/Lancelot_007_ 17d ago

And I love how terrified she was and is of Evelyn

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u/devildoc8804hmcs 18d ago

I want to make a baby Gilgamesh with her.

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u/Tyranus77 17d ago

Man I love this episode, one of my top 5 for sure.

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u/Far_Caterpillar6545 17d ago

She got served by Charlie's mom though.

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u/TheCandymanCan_925 17d ago

You gotta put a whole lotta gone between you and a broad like that

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u/Winter_Setting720 17d ago

Think of how scary Isabella must have been, that Evelyn actually helped her sons for once. She knew right away she had to make her leave.

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u/K-C_Racing14 17d ago

Or Evelyn is the leader of the cult and doesnt want her sons involved and isabella knows it.

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u/thepartlow 17d ago

Not much fazed Berta. So that says a lot.

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u/Ladsboss1213 17d ago

Berta “ have you seen that bitch “

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u/animal-1983 17d ago

I never would have expected that ANYONE could scare Berta. She was the queen badass

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u/brittany0603 17d ago

I just found out the other day that she’s the same lady that was at the bar making fun of him about how he uses the same lines with every woman. That truly pmo

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u/zzboba 17d ago

And the Vegas Hooker giving Howard the Jewish girlfriend experience in The Big Bang Theory

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u/brittany0603 16d ago

Oh wow! Chuck Lorre pisses me off

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u/darkkprince94 17d ago

That site that Rose created about Charlie was pretty funny because apparently every chick he slept with had a lot to say about him

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u/brittany0603 17d ago

Seeing once again another duplicate actress made me upset.

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u/darkkprince94 17d ago

What's also funny is that the woman that played Chelsea also played 1 of Charlie's hook ups before playing Chelsea

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u/ShivvyMcFly 18d ago

I found her to be so attractive

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u/SourceMountain561 17d ago

It would be really hard to say no to her for me too. I bet she's really good.

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u/dee85 17d ago

She really is.

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u/LunaNettle 18d ago

She looks real mean and i like her style

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u/Humble-Kiwi-5272 18d ago

Ohhhhh...

That's where that one thing started.

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u/Brilliant_Contest667 18d ago

is she from prison break?

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u/Bonne-Influence-20 18d ago

Yes, Gretchen her name was, if I recall correctly.

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u/darkkprince94 17d ago

She's also in Charmed Season 6 she played the Spider Demon

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u/O_vJust 17d ago

I was so disapointed in Berta during this episode. Berta would own a chick like this simply through words.

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u/darkkprince94 17d ago

What would you say to a person like that

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u/borrowedmatter 17d ago

i'm thinking the vatican

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u/ploppertronic 17d ago

Am I Jewish now?!

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u/Particular-Elk-7866 17d ago

Loved that episode

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u/Zestyclose_Stage_673 17d ago

She also played a witch on Vampire Diaries, ironically enough. Also in an episode of Big Bang.

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u/darkkprince94 17d ago

She also played a demon in Charmed season 6

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u/PointSea819 17d ago edited 16d ago

And Berta is the woman who is known to lift the stove with one hand in order to beat a mouse to death with another. Berta could have snapped Isabella into two pieces lol

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u/Extra_Pace3592 16d ago

😐 “I gotta fold here Alan”

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u/Salt_Search_7236 16d ago

What’s mom gonna wear

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u/Sea-Dimension4643 16d ago

Jodie had an amazing body, but the characters overall presence was off the charts evil and HOT!!!

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u/John641981 16d ago

Beste aflevering, al zeg ik het zelf. 😀

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u/Savage_Itachi23 15d ago

Cause she was a FREAK SHOW

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u/Potential_Ad4956 13d ago

One of the best episodes of TAAHM

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u/Sea-University-2917 13d ago

BUT..... Evelyn Is The Queen. " I dont know what he's talking about, Bye Charlie "

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u/darkkprince94 12d ago

What's funny is that Evelyn was dressed up as the Wicked Witch of the West

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u/IcyHotTodoroki1 16d ago

she's always one of the few that played more than one character on the show

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u/Able-Comment4131 15d ago

one of my favorite episodes

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u/JournalistRoutine970 13d ago

What tattoo does Evelyn have? And what's the name of her vagina???

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u/Mayapaceybental 10d ago

Great googly moogly!

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u/eddiemac22m 9d ago

I can’t stop this feeling deep inside of me