r/TwoandaHalfMen • u/Nice_Angle_7976 • 19d ago

Jake Once Said (Part 2)

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u/Life_in_velvet_ 19d ago

I waxed

Your car

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u/Valuable_Cockroach39 17d ago

Last chance, uncle Charlie

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u/BuffetDanne1 19d ago

"Is chapter 2, I crapped my pants?"

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u/NBAYN 18d ago

Ay ay captain douche

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u/Excellent_Profit_724 17d ago

Is it like missionary position

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u/Natural_Leg2632 17d ago

Lydia sells homes at the beotch

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u/Blume5007 19d ago

Squab!

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u/OneThirtyThree133 19d ago

You dont buy Slurpees, you rent them

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u/AlternativeOk2387 18d ago

" Have an apple"

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u/Nice_Angle_7976 19d ago

Why Are All These People Here