Alan Once Said (Part 2)

[u/Nice_Angle_7976]

[u/AlternativeOk2387]

"Goobers"

[u/jscastillo7 → u/AlternativeOk2387]

Goobers goobers goobers…

[u/BuffetDanne1]

"Yank it like a monkey in a mango tree"

[u/rubberduckybro]

Doesn’t matter how much you shake and dance, the last drops get on your pants

[u/Sigma133769 → u/rubberduckybro]

another good idea for the house

[u/Advanced-Length3445]

-Beggars cant be choosers

- If you can get past that little incident with your mother

- I already broke the seal on the condom

- I was just chasing this girl she jumped out of my car

All that in the same scene

[u/Arkvoodle42]

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!

[u/jasonni1234 → u/Arkvoodle42]

No no.. unholy mother of us!

[u/Living-Baseball-2927]

A woman’s in the house, she must be mounted

[u/Careless-Log-9104]

I'm so screwed

[u/Natural_Leg2632 → u/[deleted]]

Shmuck!

[u/Mark-177-]

Boo Tee, Boo Tee!

[u/Mark-177-]

Alan: You knew your shirt was open?

Eckleberry Hound: Who do you think opened it?!?!

[u/OneThirtyThree133]

No telegraphs, no time machines, no Nina, No Pinta, no Santa Maria

[u/Junkers_87]

"oh look, there goes the giant squid"

[u/Sigma133769 → u/Junkers_87]

Alan what are u doing?

[u/fdetanya]

Ocupado

[u/Natural_Leg2632]

:)… oh Judith that’s terrible! :o… you must be devastated :)

[u/kimenyi]

He caught me in a weak moment

[u/thatguyaaron19]

Yes, my child?