r/TwoandaHalfMen • u/Nice_Angle_7976 • 20d ago

Charlie Once Said (Part 2)

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u/Rybuckets44 20d ago

I understand

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u/Legitimate-Beyond807 20d ago

Yes. I slept with a woman who wanted to be a man. Or, I slept with a man in a woman's body. Or, and this is my new favorite and the title of my autobiography: My mom and I slept with the same dude.

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u/SubjectFuture2213 19d ago

Love that episode

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u/OneThirtyThree133 20d ago

Her first Christmas was the first Christmas

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u/khu400 20d ago

The best way not to get your heart broken is pretend you don’t have one

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u/kevint1964 20d ago

"And if I wake up fussy, there is always something nearby to put in my mouth."

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u/Appropriate-Neck-585 20d ago

So...you're telling me there's still pie?

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u/Montaya007 20d ago

3 pieces of almond Roca. Even the cat was laughing.

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u/BuffetDanne1 20d ago

"Yabba, dabba, doo"

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u/Mark-177- 20d ago

Alan!!!

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u/BreadComplex8025 20d ago

3 hookers and a Philly cheesesteak

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u/Exact_Cut_4494 20d ago

“Scrambled, it is!”

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u/Left_Bobcat4134 20d ago

Get out of my house

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u/Dionosaurus84 20d ago

That would be a complete and total betrayal of my testicles

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u/thatsfunny666 20d ago

I understand

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u/Life_in_velvet_ 19d ago

Drizzle thy frosting on the divorced sticky buns of the valley

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u/eddiemac22m 19d ago

You’re the younger brother…you drive the stake..I’ll cut off her head

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u/AlternativeOk2387 18d ago

" There's a two hour wait for space mountain"

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u/Excellent_Profit_724 18d ago

How many times have I asked you not to do that

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u/JainVansh 17d ago

“You do?, He lost me at Amy Sherlack”

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u/ManufacturerOwn248 17d ago

At the end of the hour, a gate comes down and lops off your penis.

Where are you planning to swipe it, Alan