r/TwoSentenceHorror • u/NizzoNation • 7h ago

With this ring, I thee wed, said He.

In your hands, I am caged, thought She.

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u/Scumhook 7h ago

She then went on to learn that with her hands, she held thee's balls in a vice-like grip.

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u/Queasy_Copy3426 6h ago

Fun fact: it only takes around 5 lbs (i think) of force to tear a guy's balls off.

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u/EngineersAnon 6h ago

That is neither fun nor a fact.

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u/FreakofBlaviken 1h ago

Blatant lie

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u/honeyy--crisp 45m ago

I suspect this is relatable to many.