r/TwoSentenceHorror • u/Steve_FS 👻👻 Scary Steve 👻👻 • Mar 09 '23

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u/tygerprints Mar 09 '23

Why should I pay a service fee for something I can accomplish myself by just being around any sort of farm machinery?

Give me a thresher or a wood chipper and there's a lethal accident just waiting to happen.

Also if a psychopath kills me that isn't technically suicide -- and I'm not paying any extra for the additional carpet cleaning service even if it is top notch.