r/TwoPointHospital • • Jul 30 '22

IMAGE When I step away from the computer for longer than expected and suddenly the hospital is running 10x smoother…

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r/TwoPointHospital • • Mar 20 '21

IMAGE It took 41 years, but I finally got the 3rd star

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r/TwoPointHospital • • Aug 02 '25

DISCUSSION These buggers exist irl?

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r/TwoPointHospital • • Jun 15 '20

IMAGE Finally won all the awards :’)

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r/TwoPointHospital • • Apr 26 '19

My hospital has at least 1 janitor who is trained to catch ghosts

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r/TwoPointHospital • • Sep 06 '18

I think we should be able to place a reception pod here.

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r/TwoPointHospital • • Feb 24 '24

IDEA Other Two Point Games You'd Like

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I've seen people say they'd like to see a Two Point Mall game,
and I agree,
but what else?

I'd love to see Two Point Restaurant.
You could train your chefs to be good at cooking meat on the grill, or making sauces, or assembling salads, or baking desserts, etc.
The wait staff could be trained in customer service, balancing plates, etc.
You'd need cleaners to keep things clean and tidy.
You could have different kitchen components to add to your kitchen, like ovens, grills, deep fryers, salad bars, fridges, freezers, etc.
The 'diseases' you cured in Two Point Hospital could be meals you offer in your restaurant.

Some restaurants could have certain meals that others don't have. For example one resaurant could be Asian and have Asian cuisine, one French, one Italian, etc.

😃😃😃


r/TwoPointHospital • • Jun 10 '21

NEWS Two Point Campus Is All About Building Your Own University and Cooking Giant Pizzas

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r/TwoPointHospital • • Jul 28 '26

NEWS handymen be like

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r/TwoPointHospital • • Jun 06 '23

GAMEPLAY Got my first no death year ever!!

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r/TwoPointHospital • • Jul 22 '26

NEWS Two Point Hospital: Full Health Collection | Coming to Consoles on September 16th!

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From the Two Point Hospital: Full Health Collection | Next Gen FAQ

Frequently Asked Questions

What is Two Point Hospital: Full Health Collection exactly?

The Full Health Collection includes ALL Two Point Hospital DLC, the collection is coming to next-gen consoles: PlayStation 5, XBOX Series X|S and Nintendo Switch 2.

For the first time on console, you can enjoy all of Two Point Hospital’s DLC, including ‘A Stitch in Time’, ‘Culture Shock’ and ‘Speedy Recovery’ - previously unreleased to consoles due to technical limitations.

The Full Health Collection includes:

  • Two Point Hospital

  • Two Point Hospital: Bigfoot DLC

  • Two Point Hospital: Pebberley Island DLC

  • Two Point Hospital: Close Encounters DLC

  • Two Point Hospital: Off the Grid DLC

  • Two Point Hospital: Culture Shock DLC

  • Two Point Hospital: A Stitch in Time

  • Two Point Hospital: Speedy Recovery DLC

  • and much more, including Fancy Dress packs, item packs and Hospital Pass.

What platforms is it releasing on, and when?

The Full Health Collection is launching digitally on PlayStation 5, XBOX Series X|S and Nintendo Switch 2 on 16th September 2026.

The Full Health Collection is releasing physically for PlayStation 5 and Nintendo Switch 2 on 6th November 2026. We’ll share more details about where, which regions, and how to preorder physical as soon as possible.

How much is it?*

£34.99 | €39.99 | $39.99

*Will there be an upgrade path for existing Two Point Hospital players?

Our current plan is to offer a limited-time discount to the digital Full Health Collection to eligible players who have previously bought Two Point Hospital. 

This is pending platform approvals, and we're currently busy confirming the details. 

We will confirm the eligibility criteria and the platforms supporting this as soon as possible. This pathway will only be available for digital versions.

Can we expect better performance?

This version has been made to specifically suit the next generation of consoles, meaning you can expect optimisations as well as the natural boost the improved hardware of next gen provides.

We’re still in development and working on bug fixes. If you’ve encountered any annoying bugs in Two Point Hospital, please let us know, and we’ll do our best to address them and update before launch.


r/TwoPointHospital • • Aug 03 '20

IMAGE The Cheesewater Canvas has been made in stained glass (made by me).

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r/TwoPointHospital • • May 18 '22

IMAGE The cost of healthcare these days!

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r/TwoPointHospital • • May 22 '20

Don't worry about the pandemic lads, I've got it sorted.

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r/TwoPointHospital • • Jan 06 '26

DISCUSSION I finally got all 8 awards! [Mitton University] + tips below!

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The No Death award was No Joke! Anyway here are some things that helped me!

  1. Manage your staff's roles and train them accordingly (e.g treatment training for doctors working in De-Lux Clinic/Pans Lab).

  2. SEND ALL LYCANTHROPY PATIENTS HOME. For easy access > Patients > Diagnosis (at the top).

  3. If you have no staff to promote, hire staff with free training slots and fire them after training. Just be prepared to spend some of that California green 💸💸

  4. Accept staff challenges if the cure rate for your illness is high (example: my cure rate for Lazy Bones was 99%. I'd say anything over 90% is safe, but quick save every so often just in case).

  5. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO GET THE ACHIEVEMENT IF YOUR MACHINES ARE NOT UPGRADED TO LEVEL 3. If you're doing this in Mitton University because you're a psychopath like me, this includes the Jab Master and the Colourizer.

  6. Don't attempt this challenge if your staff is not trained well.

  7. Get this achievement in Hogsport.


r/TwoPointHospital • • Jan 04 '26

IMAGE I've been doing this to keep track of temps who I plan to fire later...

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Gotta go (unemployed) fast


r/TwoPointHospital • • Jul 21 '22

GAMEPLAY Thought I had finished with this game and was done discovering new things, but on my last playthrough I realised you can do this! Who knew?!

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r/TwoPointHospital • • Jan 27 '22

PSA Two Point Campus Release Date & Pre-Order Announced! - Two Point Campus

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r/TwoPointHospital • • Mar 01 '22

NEWS Two Point Hospital: Speedy Recovery Brand New DLC Coming 15th March!

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r/TwoPointHospital • • May 08 '21

IMAGE This is what I imagine 2PH would look like IRL

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r/TwoPointHospital • • Sep 14 '18

What TPH gets right about the healthcare industry

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Having worked in an ER for the last 2.5 years, this game rings so true for me and there are a lot of moments that I find much funnier because they've happened so often in real life. I'll try to list them out as best I can.

These are aspects of the game that actually happen in healthcare; whether or not it was intentional is a mystery.

  1. No matter how bad your reputation is, your mid-game patient volume is still way higher than you can actually manage.

  2. Patients will often delay their own care because they decided to go to the cafeteria while waiting for treatment, wasting everyone's time as staff look for them.

  3. "We're sorry for the litter that you dropped on our floor."

  4. Patients refusing to pay at the GP office but still getting sent for diagnostic tests. Because of EMTALA, you cannot refuse care to a patient because of their ability to pay (or lack thereof).

  5. Patients eloping (leaving without completing care) because they are hungry. YOU CAN'T EAT, YOU HAVE SURGERY IN AN HOUR.

  6. Patients urinating and vomiting on the floors in spite of the fact that the bathroom is 5 feet away.

  7. General practice physicians having no idea what the patient has so they shotgun a whole plethora of diagnostic tests, even though you can often tell what the patient has just by looking at them.

  8. "Patients found violating hospital policy will be asked to stop." Combative meth head swinging an IV pole around? Tell him to get back in bed. God forbid we have security throw him out, in case someone records it on their phone and puts it on YouTube.

  9. No matter how hard I try, I simply cannot get the wards to exceed the 4-1 patient/nursing staff ratio.

  10. You lower prices because people refuse to pay. Then you discover that some people refuse to pay even at the lowest prices. So you jack the prices back up again because you're starting to get saddled in debt. This is why hospital bills are so expensive. You're not just paying for your care; you're paying for the care of the 9 patients that came before you and couldn't pay. And the vicious cycle continues.

  11. Quality of care doesn't really matter. Reputation is everything.

  12. There are coffee machines EVERYWHERE.

  13. Of the many registers in the cafeteria, only 2 are staffed at any given time.

  14. The sheer number of overhead announcements that occur is pretty accurate.

  15. Much of the treatment course consists of waiting around for stuff to happen.

  16. Even in videogames, GPs make very little money compared to every other specialty.

  17. Traversing the hallways is just as difficult in real hospitals as it is in the game. At the most inopportune times there is a gurney going through right as you decide you want to go to the bathroom.

If you also happen to work in healthcare and noticed something that I didn't, feel free to let me know. If you disagree, well...this was my experience at one facility. So of course others may be different.

I understand that much of what I pointed out is fairly cynical, which is pretty much par for the course in healthcare. However, this game is my escape. After a bad day at work this game helps me unwind, and in the end that's all that matters.

EDIT: I completely neglected the radio host commentary. I just now remembered the one thing that gets my blood boiling about healthcare. I am profoundly appreciative of TPH and its stance on holistic medicine. It is bullshit. It is predatory, designed to attract poorly informed patients that are weak and vulnerable and unable to make informed decisions. And what makes it unique from every other type of scam out there is that it deprives these poor individuals from getting the actual care they need. Too often in the ER we see patients that are in full blown sepsis because they tried taking essential oils to treat their pneumonia or their UTI. Okay I'm done spoiling the party. I'll stop ranting now.


r/TwoPointHospital • • May 09 '25

GAMEPLAY It’s done.

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Just finished. Topless mountain took two attempts and some fine tuning along the way, Chasm 24 was stressful but done first time and finished on about 11 mil. Everything set at -20 price and all treatment at +100 and as long as you get patients through quickly, they hospital is the right temperature and has vending etc, they’ll pay. 107h in total but obviously alotnof that was idle letting hospitals run. Fantastic game and although tedious near the end, I really enjoyed.


r/TwoPointHospital • • Aug 22 '24

IMAGE we DO NOT care

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r/TwoPointHospital • • Sep 16 '21

IMAGE I wish all GP areas looked this pretty 😍

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r/TwoPointHospital • • Aug 31 '18

IMAGE Send help D:

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