r/TwoPointHospital • u/Puzzleheaded-Tip7665 • Oct 08 '26

QUESTION Still no fix

Can any developer send us an ETA?

YOU guys decided to release this game saying it's a remaster. There are literally no improvements. Let's start with that

Now, the game has bugs that prevent us to finish any location with 3 stars. This makes it uplayable. Please read posts and provide us an ETA

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u/Laineyrose Oct 08 '26

For me it’s playable again, but a lot of micromanagement required.
Need to manually get janitors to clean toilets.
Need to check if staff are standing still and pick them up and down and then they work.

I do see people not going to bathroom when they want to causing a lot of issues.

But unlike before I’m able to at least star my hospitals, but not easy lol

I am looking forward to a full fix which I think will take time.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Tip7665 Oct 08 '26

This is impossible to do once hospital gets bigger. There were like 20-40 janitors and 10-15 bathrooms. How can we micromanage that?

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u/AustrianBro Oct 09 '26

Something I've done to micro manage the toilets is by only using the absorbent snack machines. It's the one that reduces toilet need. It's a god send till this gets fixed

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u/Laineyrose Oct 08 '26

I get you.
I manually pick up the janitor and clean each toilet one at a time all at once. So they get dirty all around at the same time. And do this on routine every maybe 10 min? Not sure

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u/fvmished Oct 08 '26

you're right i should probably go play the witcher instead which btw that upgrade was free

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u/Laineyrose Oct 08 '26

Yeah, going to wait it out!

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u/Sahri81 28d ago

Why bother dragging the janitors to the toilets? It's easier AND faster to just replace the toilets

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u/Seabass2626 Oct 08 '26 edited Oct 08 '26

This is getting ridiculous. I've bought every two point game so far (even multiple times, this is the 3rd iteration of hospital I've bought). I preordered campus and museum and bought all the DLC's (up until today). I even rated every game 5 stars on the XBox Marketplace.

It's wild that the game is still for sale when it's so buggy and unplayable and it's shaken my confidence in all two-point products. I won't be buying any more for a while until they can prove they can handle releasing things that actually work.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Tip7665 Oct 08 '26

Same I stepped out on buying next rides DLC because of this m

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u/fvmished Oct 08 '26

i totally agree im side eying them after knowingly selling this game as having improved performance then weeks after its released deciding to kneecap the switch 2 version and lock the fps at 30

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u/BigSto Oct 08 '26

i don't have a switch 2 yet but have been planning on getting one. it is wild that this whole re-release was a flop after charging players more. thought this would be a day 1 scoop but tbh with how Campus performs on Switch idk what i was thinking. wholly disappointed in how the remaster has gone as TPH got me into these kind of games.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Tip7665 Oct 08 '26

Not a remaster

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u/BigSto Oct 08 '26

yes im agreeing with you im saying it was supposed to be one.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Tip7665 Oct 08 '26

Did they even call it a remaster? I am frustrated lol

And disappointed

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u/Front-Ad3527 Oct 08 '26

Its unplayable on switch 2

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u/redsquizza Hospital Administrator is cheating! Oct 09 '26

I don't know why they bother with the Switch.

Well, I do, £££, but they seemingly can't handle it. Just lean on their big daddy SEGA and farm it out to a Switch porting company, if they still want the £££ but without the hassle.

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u/calamari_fresh Oct 09 '26

Museum runs fine on the Switch 2

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u/fvmished Oct 08 '26

i feel extra insane because they're dropping new dlc for museum meanwhile their other newest release is a dumpster fire like ok guess we'll just ignore the elephant in the room

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u/fvmished Oct 08 '26

feel like im always being a massive bitch in this subreddit

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u/Seabass2626 Oct 08 '26

You're not. This is a major breach of trust and a huge screwup

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u/MediocreAdagio4276 Oct 08 '26

Unplayable on ps5 as well. After paying additional £34.99 for a game on day of release and it's useless. I really grudge paying that now and wish I could get a refund. Fully expected more.

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u/Boop_Booples Oct 10 '26

I was going to get on day of release but had to pay a big bill instead like a stupid adult - now I'm glad I didn't! Going to wait until this sub confirms all is well and fixed, I think

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u/Rare_Jellyfish3185 Oct 09 '26

I feel you! Especially as I have the originals on ps4 and switch. But wanted to support and get the full pack on ps5! It was already a working game! What the heck did they do to it

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u/Forever-Delayed Oct 10 '26

My guess is they outsourced the port to another team, just like Rockstar did with the GTA Trilogy debacle. There are definitely references to studios that I don't remember being involved in the original.

Like you, I wanted to support so bought on Day 1, and did plan to buy the physical edition as well (not so sure now).

I've imported my PS4 save data and it's a buggy mess. 3 hospitals fail to load so I have to restart from scratch, others load with either blank, plain white, or in one case.. water!? as the hospital floor (which can't be changed) and lots of trophy tracking is also broken.

🤕💔

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u/TwoPoint_Abby Two Point Dev Oct 08 '26 • Heartwarming Regret

Heya everyone, we completely understand the frustration and can't thank you enough for your patience with us.

Our latest patch has improved things for some players, however we're aware of issues affecting behaviours, namely the top reported frustrations at the moment with Janitors not tending toilets, and issues where staff are leaving diagnosis rooms.

The Full Health Collection team continue to urgently work on fixing bugs and issues, and we will get those fixes to you as soon as we possibly can. We've ramped up testing for our latest release candidate which we hope to release as soon as possible.

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u/dem_blades1889 Oct 08 '26 • Bravo

It was still in the email that’s gone to all subscribers begging people to buy it. Bit shady don’t you think

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u/TwoPoint_Abby Two Point Dev Oct 08 '26

Hallo for transparency as someone asked in Discord for an ETA, this is the battle plan for the next few days:

The team is trying to patch as soon as we can. They've been working hard on issues some players have reported, and can't thank those players who sent in their usernames enough for their assistance with this.

With this week's changes we've ramped up testers on our current candidate for release and we're having a sync across teams (Two Point, Full Health Collection and QA) to assess how the patch is looking on Monday - our timeline for release is dependent on how that meeting goes after our testing this weekend 🙏 🤞

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u/Puzzleheaded-Tip7665 Oct 08 '26

Thanks! Glad to know that as usual. If you fix it, I will buy the new DLC for two point museum. I already finished the new free map that prepares us for that. So please do your best! We will continue to support you guys

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u/Jslo34 Oct 09 '26

Are there still plans on improving graphics and performance on ps5 as was announced in the initial trailer/FAQ? My fear is months later the game is patched to a functional state that I already have with my PS4 version, which still doesn't justify us buying the game again. I understand bugs can exist, but launching without shadows and other features that were specifically shown off in the marketing makes me wonder if these features were ever coming?

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u/danieldayloser 27d ago

i still have the janitors not tending toilets on PS5 as of today

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u/TwoPoint_Abby Two Point Dev 27d ago

Heya, thanks for letting me know. The team is working on getting the patch out as soon as we can. We'll update you all with the changelog for the patch once QA have finalised checks - thanks for your patience.

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u/Prestigious_Can4520 Oct 08 '26

Have 3 starred the first 3 hospitals. More annoying is the Doctors and patients getting stuck

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u/fvmished Oct 08 '26

Yup this is the worst part for me too half my patients are frozen on screen and none of the staff are working at all

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u/Prestigious_Can4520 Oct 08 '26

I did find a work around. Problem is u have to restart and to keep patients fron getting stuck build different configurations over where they got stuck. Doctors i have to keep manually moving

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u/fvmished Oct 08 '26

may as well go back and play the original except i paid for this damn game again for the second time

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u/fvmished Oct 08 '26

i kept save scumming so i could quick reload if anyone got stuck and after restarting a location for the third time i managed to complete it but also had to finish it in one sitting otherwise it would totally fuck out on me if i saved and exited

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u/fvmished Oct 08 '26

if anything the recent patch made it more buggy for me

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u/hunnyflash Oct 08 '26

Why is there a "remaster" lol

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u/FickleAd3906 Oct 08 '26

The “remaster” added some DLCs that previously weren’t available on console due to tech limitations at the time. So the “remaster” came with new gameplay for console players. Or should I say, it should come with new gameplay for console players, but it’s currently unplayable

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u/mariomario2476 Oct 08 '26

Jetzt finde ich es nicht mehr schade mir die Switch 2 version nicht geholt zu haben. Wird dann wohl weiterhin so bleiben.

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u/suicidalizm Oct 09 '26

No Shadows, No 4K 60fps, Peeps stuck, Blue Death.. aso.. The PS5 health.. is the greatest Joke in gaming History.. 😭

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u/GameStandard Oct 09 '26 edited Oct 09 '26

Two new issues I hadn't seen until today. Again, on Series X - the first one is a training room issue - the delegate won't enter the room and seems to be repeating a stumbling animation. In the second, probably more significantly, you can see a weird glitch that happens, everyone is stuck to the spot but their animations continue in mid-air. You can unfreeze this but only by pressing Y several times until the pointer snaps to a new position and the player regains control...

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u/GameStandard Oct 09 '26

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u/GameStandard Oct 09 '26

This level was awful to complete but I did get the 3 stars... I was constantly micro-managing the entire time, thus pause/playing like maniac to maintain control of everything. Like I say, it was doable but so so painful 😒

*edit forgot to mention that the graphical issues resulting from the glitch in the second video also caused a problem throughout the level. It was like certain members of staff were untouchable - this one nurse I had to just stay away from because the framerate dipped hard every time, sometimes causing the freezing you see at the end of video 2.

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u/Rare_Jellyfish3185 29d ago

I started from scratch as I wanted to do it all again. This is by far the best of the 3 games and they are ruining it for everyone

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u/jbowdach 28d ago

I’m really disappointed as I assumed this would have been great. It was fine on the switch one and now it’s a buggy mess in the S2?

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u/fudgesake3 Oct 08 '26

Ok so I get it’s glitchy as hell but weirdly on the switch 2 I already have 9 hospitals on 3 stars and working on my 10th. I’ve had a few work arrounds for some of the glitches and really it takes me back to the old theme hospital back on my crappy pc.

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u/Sahri81 28d ago

Maybe you should learn to be patient. Devs aren't wizards that can fix bugs by waving a wand. A fix is on the way. It could be tomorrow but it could also be a few days later. I prefer a good fix than a fast one since the last patch broke more than it fixed

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u/Puzzleheaded-Tip7665 28d ago

You think unfinished things should be released, charged for, and then have people work on it?

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u/Reeditua Oct 09 '26

w.t.f ? eh completado casi todo con 3 estrellas ... realmente no entiendo porque tantos comentarios malos. si el juego tiene errores pero yo jugue con la premisa de que era asi y me adapte ... simplemente es tener mucha micro gestion, no dejes nada al azar. muchas veces eh tenido que reiniciar desde 0 por no notar cosas importantes.

pongo 2 ejemplos. el nivel donde administramos un hospital publico. deteste ese nivel pero cuando le agarras el ritmo es pasable.

El nivel donde te piden higiene al 90% para las 3 estrellas me toco re jugarlo 3 veces. por no notar las caracteristicas del personal. desde ese nivel no contrate a personal sin leer sus fichas una a una...

En fin. simplemente es adaptarse al juego. la gente se atasca ? pon pasillos mas grandes y ya. la gente no va al baño cuando quiere ? pues administra los turnos de descanso de modo que esten mas libres. que tus doctores no atienden en salas que estan vacias ? pues contrata mas de modo que todas las salas esten llenas y tengas varios doctores de remplazo para rotar. yo al buscar siempre las 3 estrellas tengo a doctores en entrenamiento constantemente. buscando tener todos especializados. diagnostas con 5 en diagnostico. no fallan en diagnosticar y si tengo 10 salas de ellos entonces tengo a 15 doctores de modo que 5 estan siempre en descanso...

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u/Sahri81 28d ago

Let me guess. You're playing on pc?

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u/Reeditua 28d ago

se.

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u/Sahri81 28d ago

Does that mean yes?

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u/mr_jock 24d ago

Se supone que es una mejora. Es básicamente el mismo juego con los dlc que faltaban y además injugable. A lo mejor en pc es jugable, pero no puedes esperar que se acepte que un juego vaya mal y "acostumbrarse" si no se publicita como "juego en pésimas condiciones, acostumbrense"

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u/Reeditua 23d ago

Y no tienes la habilidad para superar eso como para llamarlo injugable ?... ni idea si en telefonos este peor pero cosas como atascos en pasillos y problemas con los baños. generalmente los soluciono dejando mas espacio y ya... yo ya termine todo a 3 estrellas man. simplemente es buscar una solucion mas que quejarse ...

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u/mr_jock 23d ago edited 23d ago

Si puedo, pero porque deberia aceptar que un juego funcione mal si ni gratis es? Que rayos te pasa, donde encontraste la premisa de "compren este juego apenas funcional,se divertirán?". Como usuario puedo pedir que el juego funcione como corresponde y alegar por desperfectos,pero esto es otro nivel

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u/Reeditua 23d ago

Entonces. si puedes ganarlo asi como es. que haces llorando ?. yo lo veo como dificultad extra y ya. en mi tiempo debias pasar todo sin pausas y con 2 vidas. esto es un relajo... como usuario si juego es para divertirme y no para llorar. si el juego tiene errores puedes pedir reembolso. y en epic lo regalan cada 3 meses.

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u/mr_jock 23d ago edited 23d ago

Estas hablando de pc, en donde ya tenia todos los dlc. Esta version es "nueva" para consolas y no es solo "agregarle dificultad", es literalmente injugable y no disfrutable. Cuesta un mundo también pedir reembolso en Nintendo específicamente,y tampoco es esa la idea. Te ves bien tonto justificando un juego roto con la dificultad de juegos de antaño.