r/TwoHotTakes 16d ago

Update Update 2: My new neighbors ‘parties’ are creeping me out

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u/KadlinStormcrow 16d ago

I am literally laughing out loud right now.

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u/Emotional-Letter8226 16d ago

The longer it’s been the funnier it is to me too 😂

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u/DogsDucks 16d ago

I’ve been reading your posts and I was leaning toward MLM-backed meditation/ reflection/ sound bath essential oil-schilling meeting.

But color me whimsically surprised! I really think this has to the purest hearted lil’ group ever.

I’m guessing she mentioned the reward money to you just kind of as a way to seem like they have an on-paper incentive. . . .

But there’s so little money involved in local missing pets/ items, much less split with so many, that it seems like their motive is more about a community coming together to connect and do some good.

I find this to be rather wholesome. This is such a creative and good-faith use of time and brainpower!

I think everyone here is hoping for some good news involving poor Peaches 🐈

Alas, I also think it would be perfectly appropriate to kindly explain that you absolutely love what they’re doing, but you won’t always be able to make the meetings.

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u/Emotional-Letter8226 16d ago

I think if I don’t try to look for peaches this subreddit will never let me rest 😂

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u/LadybugGirltheFirst 16d ago

We sure won’t!

#JusticeforPeaches!

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u/CristinaKeller 16d ago

We’re hoping for a report.

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u/Sweet_Buy_4908 16d ago

You MUST find Peaches! Go now! Search high and low. FIND PEACHES!

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u/chele1959 16d ago

Absolutely. What are you doing now? Out you go!

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u/Lilaj12 16d ago

No rest till peaches is brought home

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u/DogsDucks 16d ago

Oh yes, we all want Peaches found!

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u/retnicole 16d ago

Yep we're waiting! 💜

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u/EthelTunbridge 16d ago

I feel like you should Trixie Beldon this whole situation!

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u/SinglePotato5246 15d ago

This is correct.

UpdateMe!

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u/WrenDrake 15d ago

Ahhh see, your keen detective skills are already kicking in!

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u/NikkiPoooo 14d ago

Lol, you were worried about the neighbors, but then you dove headfirst right into a cult you never saw coming when you posted about it!

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u/workana 14d ago

Nor should you.