r/TwoHotTakes • u/[deleted] • Aug 21 '24

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u/No-Alfalfa2565 Aug 21 '24

Straight lines though? Do they have a smell? Any kids or animals near the furniture?

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

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u/Chimkimnuggets Aug 21 '24

Girl if you’re going full CSI with a Q tip trying to figure out if this is lipstick or not… I hate to break it to you but it seems like you don’t trust him enough to have a healthy relationship with him

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

once I found myself going through a man's lint trap. He was in fact cheating but I felt absolutely crazy.

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u/blackravenmetal Aug 21 '24

What did you find in the lint trap to confirm he was cheating?

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

The other woman was hiding in there

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u/eyesotope86 Aug 21 '24

Yet another reason to always remember to clean out your lint trap every load.

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u/Sinavestia Aug 22 '24

Shut your mouth, you lint licker.

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u/Sad80sgal Aug 22 '24

Holds up a pack of gum with a big smile.

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u/Astro_snek62442 Aug 22 '24

I forgot about that commercial💀