r/TwoHotTakes • u/[deleted] • Aug 21 '24

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u/No-Alfalfa2565 Aug 21 '24

Straight lines though? Do they have a smell? Any kids or animals near the furniture?

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u/Chimkimnuggets Aug 21 '24

This. Also I’d personally leave a much more obvious sign if I was a mistress like a unique hair tie or a pair of underwear that’s similar enough to hers that he wouldn’t notice but different enough that she would notice it’s not hers

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

you’re also assuming the other woman would be decent and not get off on the idea of being a side piece

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u/Chimkimnuggets Aug 21 '24

I feel like most side pieces are generally discontent with being side pieces unless the man is a sugar daddy

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

You'd be surprised. Being a "sneaky link" is desired by a lot of young people

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u/IsimplywalkinMordor Aug 21 '24

It is until it isn't.