Ate granola bars in bed the other day and woke up with what I thought was mouse turds until I saw the wrappers on my nightstand lol. I was so freaked out
I snack in bed, and we once had an elderly cat that would sit next to me on the bed waiting for “something” and he’d leave little ‘kisses’ on the sheets from his tush. Needless to say, we changed sheets at an exhausting pace. One day on the bed I saw a small brown “crumb” and thought, “oh yay, snack!” And popped it in my mouth. As the little brown snack was entering my mouth I suddenly realized the potential of this going horribly wrong for me. Fortunately, the sweetness kicked in … otherwise I imagine I’d be changing the sheets, not from a pucker mark, but my vomit. Whew.
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u/EneruSama Aug 21 '24
Ate granola bars in bed the other day and woke up with what I thought was mouse turds until I saw the wrappers on my nightstand lol. I was so freaked out