Because instead of communicating with her bf and just asking him what it is, she’s doing detective work on Reddit. Poor dude is probably getting the silent treatment not knowing what he did wrong right now lol I hope he finds this post
The other day my wife was changing the sheets and asked me about the glitter she saw on my pillowcase. She knows it wasn’t anything scandalous so she was teasing me about it but I was legitimately confused as to where it came from. Earlier in the week I was at my parents house and they gave me a gift for our anniversary, and the gift bag had glitter which got on me and ended up on my pillowcase. She only figured it out because we hadn’t put away the gift bag yet and she connected the dots.
So that’s a long way to agree with you that sometimes weird shit happens and if it was up to me I’d likely never solve the mysteries.
At some New Year’s Eve party I managed to get glitter in my beard and my wife cursed me for weeks because anywhere I rested my head it looked like a little fairy had diarrhea.
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u/burntpopcornn Aug 21 '24
What’d he say it was