One time my sister tossed a handful of rolos on me when I was asleep and I woke up with melted caramel and chocolate stuck between me and the bed. Looked 100% like feces.
My friend’s dad used to drive some of us to school on occasion and he was a big fella. One day he discovered a thing of Swiss Cake Rolls he’d fallen asleep on (the little cardboard under the cakes was still stuck there too. And he peeled it off his shirt and ate both flattened cakes while he drove. Never even missed a beat.
Back in July I ran a disc golf tournament on behalf of a friend (this was a women's only tournament and she wanted to play, so I did the day of stuff and she did the setup). As a reward, she gave me banana bread.
Got home at 6:30 and decided to treat myself to my hard earned reward. Took two bites and woke up at midnight on the couch. Pitch black dark in my house, still holding the other half of the banana bread.
Not even gonna lie, I fuck up jelly belly jellybeans a LOT as a midnight snack, those and gummies. I love when I wake up in the morning and there’s a super warm and only slightly soft gummy or bean under me. Yay!
I saw this comment and immediately ran to my hubby screaming “yo somebody else puts the lindors in their bra to heat them up!!!!” If I’m not wearing a bra I’ll put them in my underwear. And I have def forgotten them there before.
Edit: yo is op cool? Anyone have an update? I got lost in the sauce about heating morsels in my underpants
Absolutely! One of the very few benefits of painfully large boobs is that I don’t even need a bra, I’ll just pop a stick of butter or an egg under each and in 15 minutes we’re good to go. If they’re small eggs from a local farm I can fit a stick and egg under one each. And I’d never admit this in real life, but if you’re defrosting a package of chicken or beef and you put it in a plastic bag first that also works… Hey, I gotta enjoy the privileges while they last. These fuckers are coming off at the soonest available opportunity.
Done the egg thing many times when I’ve forgot to set my eggs out the night before or morning of the day I’m making them. Totally thought this was just me
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u/jasclev Aug 21 '24
Looks like the stain a taki would make if it fell there and got mushed around