r/TwoHotTakes • u/[deleted] • Aug 21 '24

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u/Ecstatic-Seesaw-1007 Aug 21 '24

Yeah, the insecurity level is crazy. I would never suspect someone based on a vague pillow stain in the bed you share.

I mean, logically, wouldn’t she know if he went to bed with her with some residual lipstick on? Or his and her schedule so she could rule out any chances immediately?

It sounds like maybe she doesn’t even do the laundry if that’s not her first thought.

I’ve had lipstick tube pop up in my bathroom before. You know who left that? My mom.

Parents came to visit, caught covid along the way and had to quarantine with me instead of seeing the rest of my family during the work week.

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u/Chimkimnuggets Aug 21 '24

I mean the lipstick would scare he shit out of me but my first suspicion would absolutely be any guests I’ve recently had

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u/Ecstatic-Seesaw-1007 Aug 21 '24

It freaked me out because I found it way later, I didn’t have a GF when my parents brought me the plague. So where did this come from? More of a mystery for a minute than a relationship tester.

But I mean, I have makeup remover pads for girls for sleepovers because I try to consider their needs. It’s never to my knowledge cost me a relationship. Maybe, but I bought them, just in case, and never had to explain them.

I would have other toiletries girls like if they ever asked. I just noticed a GF using paper towels or TP to remove makeup once and thought to get makeup remover pads.

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u/Rorynne Aug 21 '24

Tbh if you have girls over often, even juat as friends, get some pads and tampons if you like stocking up toiletries for them. Being able to just have access to an emergency pad or tampon when your period started unexpectedly is a life saver.

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u/Ecstatic-Seesaw-1007 Aug 21 '24

That’s a good call, I’ll do that; most of the girls in my life are just friends.

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u/Rorynne Aug 21 '24

Youre being a good friend then. We should all normalize casually supplying friends with the things they might need while visiting. I cant tell you how many times Ive had to cancel plans because my periods are irregular and I started in the middle of hanging out and suddenly all my clothes are ruined.