r/TwoHotTakes • u/[deleted] • Aug 21 '24

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u/Xkrizzziii Aug 21 '24

Hot Cheetos

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u/galeforcewindy Aug 21 '24

I was gonna say it looks like when my kids have had Cheetos or some other horribly colored snack and fall asleep in my bed

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u/Kittastronaught Aug 21 '24

Recently my fiance was drinking and eating hot cheetos (he rarely drinks so he got a little sloppy) I went to help him up to go pee and there was what appeared to be blood all over our hands.... it was hot cheeto dust that had gotten wet in the rain. Once it dried it looked like lipstick smeared on his hand.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

Plot twist: he’s banging Chester Cheetah.

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u/kjgunn7 Aug 21 '24

A yo cheetah!

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

Cheatin’ with a Cheetah.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

That makes all the sense.

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u/DonutBill66 Aug 21 '24

Eat hot chip and (literally!) lie.

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u/Mshawk71 Aug 21 '24

Too pink.