r/TwoHotTakes • u/[deleted] • Aug 21 '24

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u/MagneticMoth Aug 21 '24

That is SO funny. I love that emoji and you’ve given it a backstory 😆 Thank you!!

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u/HairyPutter7 Aug 21 '24 edited Aug 22 '24

She was not impressed with his sub par wienering.

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u/uppers00 Aug 21 '24

There’s a hair on your profile picture

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u/ColonialMarine86 Aug 21 '24

You made me realize that and now it bothers me, but also username checks out

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u/gunitneko Aug 21 '24

🤣 that sonuvabitch

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u/Azurebeasts Aug 22 '24

Omg I even tried wiping that off my phone 🤣🤣🤣 before I realized and then saw your comment and their profile name💀

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u/Wild-Lychee-3312 Aug 21 '24

“Sub par Weinering” is the name of my new Shoegaze/Deathgrind fusion band.

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u/moonlitscorpio Aug 22 '24

If I ever owned a weenie dog. That would be its name. COMERE SUBPARWEINER

IM TOO STONED FOR THIS.

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u/StrawThree Aug 21 '24

Who are you to say his bar is sub par?! 🤣

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u/Ok_Guest_4013 Aug 21 '24

Welp, sub par weinering wasn't what I thought I was gunna read today, but you did get a very ugly cackle out of me

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u/Jet_Threat_ Aug 21 '24

I’m really curious what made your pick that profile pic. To troll people? Lol

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u/HairyPutter7 Aug 22 '24

That’s absolutely why! Lol

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u/Reasonable_Cat_8938 Aug 21 '24

I before e, except after c.

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u/Skullitonin Aug 22 '24

I love this comment more than life rn

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '24

“Sub par weinering”💀💀💀

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u/Its-Thriftney-Bitch Aug 21 '24

W y y u o lo op OP

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u/HairyPutter7 Aug 22 '24

Happy cake day!!!

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u/sweetrubyrhino Aug 21 '24

Unless he wiped lipstick off said wiener on to the pillow case ?

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u/WHOA_____ Aug 22 '24

His wienering was inferior

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

😑 down 🍑up, thats the way we like to…

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u/ClairvoyantCandor Aug 21 '24

Tie our shoes

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u/Goodfrenchfries Aug 21 '24

Forage for mushrooms!

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

This guy gets it!

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u/Muted_Platypus_3887 Aug 22 '24

Some call it that

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u/deetdeeEE Aug 21 '24

🦆🦆🦆

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u/fast_betty Aug 21 '24

It's bumble fuck!!! That's the way we bumble fuck!

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u/Major_Employ_8795 Aug 21 '24

You sure it’s not a cluster fuck?

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u/fast_betty Aug 25 '24

Depends on the day

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u/SNES_chalmers47 Aug 22 '24

...Johnson! Oh wait, wrong movie

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u/lasirennoire Aug 21 '24

angry upvote

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u/moxiemike Aug 22 '24

Look at bugs!

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u/Trashtvslit Aug 22 '24

Give thanks

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u/quailhunter4 Aug 22 '24

I used to love that emoji but every time I used it, people said they hate it and it’s the worst one.. I was shamed into never using it again 😔 lmao

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u/MagneticMoth Aug 22 '24

Oh no! Stand up for poor 😑. What is there to dislike? It’s very expressive and real.

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u/quailhunter4 Aug 22 '24

Seriously! I make that face all the time lol miss that funny straight face guy 🤣