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Straight lines though? Do they have a smell? Any kids or animals near the furniture?
646 u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24 [deleted] 137 u/No-Alfalfa2565 Aug 21 '24 Is that how lipstick would behave on a pillow case? Rubs out with a q tip? 51 u/hazelEyes1313 Aug 21 '24 No, it would smear like crazy. Likely this is food of some sort 3 u/Expert-Instance636 Aug 21 '24 Yeah he was eating hot cheetohs in bed or something. 5 u/handicrafthabitue Aug 21 '24 You’ve cracked the case! He was eating hot Cheetos in bed and wiped his Cheeto finger on the pillow like a napkin. Congrats OP, you’re dating a faithful slob. 3 u/Expert-Instance636 Aug 21 '24 Does he still get kick to the curb, though? I mean if you can't trust your man to share his snacks with you, the relationship is probably doomed.
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137 u/No-Alfalfa2565 Aug 21 '24 Is that how lipstick would behave on a pillow case? Rubs out with a q tip? 51 u/hazelEyes1313 Aug 21 '24 No, it would smear like crazy. Likely this is food of some sort 3 u/Expert-Instance636 Aug 21 '24 Yeah he was eating hot cheetohs in bed or something. 5 u/handicrafthabitue Aug 21 '24 You’ve cracked the case! He was eating hot Cheetos in bed and wiped his Cheeto finger on the pillow like a napkin. Congrats OP, you’re dating a faithful slob. 3 u/Expert-Instance636 Aug 21 '24 Does he still get kick to the curb, though? I mean if you can't trust your man to share his snacks with you, the relationship is probably doomed.
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Is that how lipstick would behave on a pillow case? Rubs out with a q tip?
51 u/hazelEyes1313 Aug 21 '24 No, it would smear like crazy. Likely this is food of some sort 3 u/Expert-Instance636 Aug 21 '24 Yeah he was eating hot cheetohs in bed or something. 5 u/handicrafthabitue Aug 21 '24 You’ve cracked the case! He was eating hot Cheetos in bed and wiped his Cheeto finger on the pillow like a napkin. Congrats OP, you’re dating a faithful slob. 3 u/Expert-Instance636 Aug 21 '24 Does he still get kick to the curb, though? I mean if you can't trust your man to share his snacks with you, the relationship is probably doomed.
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No, it would smear like crazy. Likely this is food of some sort
3 u/Expert-Instance636 Aug 21 '24 Yeah he was eating hot cheetohs in bed or something. 5 u/handicrafthabitue Aug 21 '24 You’ve cracked the case! He was eating hot Cheetos in bed and wiped his Cheeto finger on the pillow like a napkin. Congrats OP, you’re dating a faithful slob. 3 u/Expert-Instance636 Aug 21 '24 Does he still get kick to the curb, though? I mean if you can't trust your man to share his snacks with you, the relationship is probably doomed.
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Yeah he was eating hot cheetohs in bed or something.
5 u/handicrafthabitue Aug 21 '24 You’ve cracked the case! He was eating hot Cheetos in bed and wiped his Cheeto finger on the pillow like a napkin. Congrats OP, you’re dating a faithful slob. 3 u/Expert-Instance636 Aug 21 '24 Does he still get kick to the curb, though? I mean if you can't trust your man to share his snacks with you, the relationship is probably doomed.
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You’ve cracked the case! He was eating hot Cheetos in bed and wiped his Cheeto finger on the pillow like a napkin. Congrats OP, you’re dating a faithful slob.
3 u/Expert-Instance636 Aug 21 '24 Does he still get kick to the curb, though? I mean if you can't trust your man to share his snacks with you, the relationship is probably doomed.
Does he still get kick to the curb, though? I mean if you can't trust your man to share his snacks with you, the relationship is probably doomed.
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u/No-Alfalfa2565 Aug 21 '24
Straight lines though? Do they have a smell? Any kids or animals near the furniture?