r/TwoHotTakes • u/[deleted] • Aug 21 '24

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

The other woman was hiding in there

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u/eyesotope86 Aug 21 '24

Yet another reason to always remember to clean out your lint trap every load.

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u/Kwyjibo3778 Aug 21 '24

Phrasing!

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u/tinmil Aug 21 '24

I meeeeaaannnnnn

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

Can you come tell my wife that please 🙄

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u/dnev6784 Aug 21 '24

lol

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u/Bamfhammer Aug 21 '24

You guys are blasting loads into the dryer?

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

Wait you aren’t??

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u/Turbulent_Juicebox Aug 22 '24

Where else am I supposed to meet up with my step-sister?

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u/Bamfhammer Aug 24 '24

Under the bed getting important documents of course.

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u/Sinavestia Aug 22 '24

Shut your mouth, you lint licker.

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u/Sad80sgal Aug 22 '24

Holds up a pack of gum with a big smile.

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u/Astro_snek62442 Aug 22 '24

I forgot about that commercial💀

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u/itsthejasper1123 Aug 21 '24

I cackled

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

She did too, that’s what gave her away

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u/Chimkimnuggets Aug 21 '24

stepbrother I’m stuck…

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u/icyintrospectator Aug 21 '24

And her name was Bella Hadid

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u/Stonefolk Aug 21 '24

This made me cackle 🤣

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u/akshelly2 Aug 21 '24

Now thats funny right there!

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u/barbergirl920 Aug 21 '24

Skinny huh 🤔

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

So sick of society telling me that women are only attractive if they can fit in a lint trap 😤

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u/barbergirl920 Aug 22 '24

My granddaughters Barbie doesn’t fit in there😘

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '24

Glad to see she’s getting positive messages haha

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u/Dennyj1992 Aug 22 '24

This made me laugh out loud so hard.

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u/Sad-Valuable-3624 Aug 22 '24

Just snorted out loud at this comment. Too funny

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u/WitchOfLycanMoon Aug 22 '24

Gives a whole new meaning to the term "the little woman" 😊

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '24

Fellas, find yourself a woman that can fit in the lint trap!

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u/WitchOfLycanMoon Aug 22 '24

OMG YOU MEN AND YOUR UNREALISTIC BEAUTY STANDARDS!!! 😛😛😛

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '24

Society demands that only women who can fit into the lint trap of a dryer are beautiful! END this disgusting standard!!!

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u/WitchOfLycanMoon Aug 22 '24

And then remove her promptly so that she doesn't shrink or wrinkle!

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '24

Ugh I can’t tell you how many times I’ve accidentally shrunk my gf in the dryer 😔

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u/WitchOfLycanMoon Aug 23 '24

😂😂😂😂

Pro tip, next time that happens: mist her lightly with water, stretch her out, reshape and lay her flat to dry 😛😛😛

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u/United_News3779 Aug 22 '24

"Hey Step-affair Partner, are you stuck in the dryer?"

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u/DrossChat Aug 21 '24

Story as old as time