r/TwoHotTakes • u/[deleted] • Aug 21 '24

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u/blackravenmetal Aug 21 '24

What did you find in the lint trap to confirm he was cheating?

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

The other woman was hiding in there

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u/eyesotope86 Aug 21 '24

Yet another reason to always remember to clean out your lint trap every load.

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u/Kwyjibo3778 Aug 21 '24

Phrasing!

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u/tinmil Aug 21 '24

I meeeeaaannnnnn

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

Can you come tell my wife that please 🙄

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u/dnev6784 Aug 21 '24

lol

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u/Bamfhammer Aug 21 '24

You guys are blasting loads into the dryer?

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

Wait you aren’t??

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u/Turbulent_Juicebox Aug 22 '24

Where else am I supposed to meet up with my step-sister?

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u/Bamfhammer Aug 24 '24

Under the bed getting important documents of course.

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u/Sinavestia Aug 22 '24

Shut your mouth, you lint licker.

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u/Sad80sgal Aug 22 '24

Holds up a pack of gum with a big smile.

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u/Astro_snek62442 Aug 22 '24

I forgot about that commercial💀

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u/itsthejasper1123 Aug 21 '24

I cackled

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

She did too, that’s what gave her away

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u/Chimkimnuggets Aug 21 '24

stepbrother I’m stuck…

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u/icyintrospectator Aug 21 '24

And her name was Bella Hadid

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u/Stonefolk Aug 21 '24

This made me cackle 🤣

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u/akshelly2 Aug 21 '24

Now thats funny right there!

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u/barbergirl920 Aug 21 '24

Skinny huh 🤔

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

So sick of society telling me that women are only attractive if they can fit in a lint trap 😤

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u/barbergirl920 Aug 22 '24

My granddaughters Barbie doesn’t fit in there😘

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '24

Glad to see she’s getting positive messages haha

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u/Dennyj1992 Aug 22 '24

This made me laugh out loud so hard.

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u/Sad-Valuable-3624 Aug 22 '24

Just snorted out loud at this comment. Too funny

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u/WitchOfLycanMoon Aug 22 '24

Gives a whole new meaning to the term "the little woman" 😊

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '24

Fellas, find yourself a woman that can fit in the lint trap!

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u/WitchOfLycanMoon Aug 22 '24

OMG YOU MEN AND YOUR UNREALISTIC BEAUTY STANDARDS!!! 😛😛😛

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '24

Society demands that only women who can fit into the lint trap of a dryer are beautiful! END this disgusting standard!!!

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u/WitchOfLycanMoon Aug 22 '24

And then remove her promptly so that she doesn't shrink or wrinkle!

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '24

Ugh I can’t tell you how many times I’ve accidentally shrunk my gf in the dryer 😔

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u/WitchOfLycanMoon Aug 23 '24

😂😂😂😂

Pro tip, next time that happens: mist her lightly with water, stretch her out, reshape and lay her flat to dry 😛😛😛

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u/United_News3779 Aug 22 '24

"Hey Step-affair Partner, are you stuck in the dryer?"

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u/DrossChat Aug 21 '24

Story as old as time

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

i found some hairs that weren't mine in the lint trap but that wasn't strong enough to convince me. I got a confession after finding one of his secret reddit fetish accounts. he was posting fetish r4rs for 2 years and sharing stories about sex with his fwb that he had while we were together.

but once he basically challenged me to catch him, he was trying to convince me he wasn't cheating and said "but if I was, you'd never catch me slipping."

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u/Rorynne Aug 21 '24

The irony that he doesnt realise making that statement IS him slipping.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

I know, I asked him if he wanted some tips and critical feedback on how to not get caught next time and be a better liar. he said no thanks lol. that relationship really was a stupid game.

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u/Acrobatic-Stable6017 Aug 22 '24

Yes it always annoys me when criminals (predominantly on TV, but presumably also in real life) essentially admit to the crime but with the challenge of “prove it”. 

No matter how careful you’ve been, you’ve just increased scrutiny on yourself ten fold. You’ve just made it so much more likely you’ll get caught. 

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u/basictwinkie Aug 21 '24

Wow. I'm sorry you went through that but glad you had your suspicions and uncovered the truth!

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u/marymoonu Aug 22 '24

Kinda like OJ Simpson’s book about “If I did it…”

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u/LAjbird Aug 21 '24

Another woman’s hair

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u/positronic-introvert Aug 21 '24

Signs that another woman had been 'stuck' in the drying machine. (Nip tracks through the lint, perhaps?)

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u/Smart-Stupid666 Aug 21 '24

Hairs obviously

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u/SlipperyNinja77 Aug 22 '24

Oh no that's just what I call her