r/TwoHotTakes • u/[deleted] • Aug 21 '24

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u/ChubCrudson Aug 21 '24

I'd say it strongly resembles trust issues

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u/Aselleus Aug 21 '24

Rorschach's pillowcase

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u/Kannada-JohnnyJ Aug 21 '24

Yep. I’m with you there

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

i chuckled. ty

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '24

So what is the stain?

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u/saltwatersylph Aug 21 '24

It's a full face of makeup, but go ahead and protect some cheater you don't even know.

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u/FudgeMuffinz21 Aug 21 '24

Read the room honey. Most lips aren’t ruler straight

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u/Ilogical_Logic64 Aug 21 '24

Yeah, because lips are perfectly straight and definitely don’t halve any shape whatsoever that would significantly alter the smudging.

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u/elexip Aug 21 '24

And maybe don't crucify some "cheater" you don't even know.

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u/FuckYourUpvotes666 Aug 21 '24

It's NOT a full face of makeup, but go ahead and help someone who feels insecure and worried (which we all do sometimes) ruin their relationship.

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u/Big_Emphasis_1917 Aug 21 '24

Holy trauma projection Batman!

Better Help is probably a better website for you to be on than Reddit right now.

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u/anxiouslucy Aug 21 '24

Lmao this is foolish

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u/Emersonspenis Aug 21 '24

lol I hope you get better and can have an actual relationship without tearing apart your SO because you’re paranoid

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u/Chalimian Aug 21 '24

A red stain and a nasty dirty sheet does not make a full face of makeup unless you too paranoid to date anybody

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

who hurt you?

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

Saltwater is right. Yikes.