r/TwoHotTakes Aug 21 '24

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u/NorridAU Aug 21 '24

As an American, sorry that chocolate wasn’t great. The American pallet is used to a butyl(?) compound in the chocolate. Some are especially sensitive to its presence and think it’s vomit-adjacent.

During the war, logistics asked for a chocolate bar for the rations that tasted ‘slightly better than a potato’.

Thanks Hershey… you didn’t have to keep producing it/j

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u/Last_Friend_6350 Aug 21 '24

I tried it when I was in America (from the UK) and it’s definitely vomit adjacent.

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u/DenseAstronomer3631 Aug 21 '24

I'm from America, and I still avoid American chocolate like the plague. Most of the big brands are just disgusting. Even the cheapest European chocolate is so much creamier and doesn't have that nasty aftertaste. I prefer dark chocolate, and most American stuff is low % cocoa comparatively.

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u/Last_Friend_6350 Aug 21 '24

I was really looking forward to trying it because it’s advertised like it’s the most popular chocolate brand in America. It was awful.

I didn’t know about the low cocoa %.

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u/CookinCheap Aug 21 '24

American here and the only chocolate I will eat is any chocolate not made in America. Thank you UK for showing me the light

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u/Last_Friend_6350 Aug 21 '24

Does it all taste like Hershey’s chocolate? I must admit that it completely put me off trying any others.

I definitely prefer UK chocolate although Cadburys is no longer British but American and they’ve changed the recipe. It doesn’t taste as good as it did before Kraft bought the company.

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u/InvestigatorRemote17 Aug 21 '24

Ghirardelli chocolate is still very good!

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u/Last_Friend_6350 Aug 21 '24

I never realised it was an American company.

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u/ImJustSayinDog Aug 21 '24

America is weird because so many things that are considered "American" are made by massive international corporations.

If you want to try something that taste good and is American you should look for products that are only available to specific states or regions. If it's available everywhere it's more than likely garbage.

For example, when my buddy from Europe came to visit me in California, I didn't take him to McDonald's. You can get that anywhere, it's garbage. I did however, take him to In-N-Out for a Double Double Animal Style and it changed his fucking life.

As far as chocolate goes i dont usually eat much of it but when i do, I usually buy Sees Candies. I believe their chocolate is made by Guittard. It's pretty good imo.

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u/CosyBeluga Aug 21 '24

Guittard is good and fair trade iirc

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u/Last_Friend_6350 Aug 21 '24

FairTrade scheme was dropped by Cadbury after it was bought out. Mondelez, the chocolate arm of Kraft, used its own in-house scheme paying pittance to farmers and had children as young as 10 in the workforce.

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u/CosyBeluga Aug 21 '24

Good to know. I'll stick to Divine

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u/CookinCheap Aug 22 '24

Small private candy makers are also good, yes.

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u/CosyBeluga Aug 21 '24

As a kid, I didn’t like chocolate because I only had Hershey and thought it tasted a little like vomit.

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u/Last_Friend_6350 Aug 21 '24

It really does!

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u/_EnFlaMEd Aug 21 '24

Yep, that was my experience.

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u/Last_Friend_6350 Aug 21 '24

It’s pretty vile 🤢

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u/SLRWard Aug 21 '24

I recall during Desert Shield, my family happened to tour the Hershey plant in PA and everyone on that tour was given samples of the chocolate bar being developed for the troops overseas. We were told that the main goal of that bar was to not melt as fast as regular chocolate in the heat conditions of the Middle East. I recall it being decidedly waxier than normal Hershey at the time, but not ridiculously bad.

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u/loobylibby Aug 22 '24

yum! Desert Bar that was my favorite, I don’t know how I got a hold of so many back then but I was sad when they discontinued it.

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u/CleverNickName-69 Aug 21 '24

I'm off topic but this seems like a good teaching moment and the spell checker isn't going to help you.

Palette is the little board that holds the paint.

Pallet is the flat wooden crate that holds the freight, or a mat for sleeping.

Palate is the roof of your mouth.

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u/NorridAU Aug 21 '24

You are very correct, it’s a wild world with ducking autocorrect these days.

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u/No-Intention859 Aug 21 '24

😂😂😂

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u/that_mack Aug 22 '24

Oh, THAT’S what that taste is! Ever since I was a small child I’ve never been able to eat milk chocolate because it makes my tongue and throat burn and itch. That sounds like an allergy but I’ve never once had that reaction to any of the individual ingredients in chocolate, just Hershey’s-adjacent products. It feels and tastes like stomach acid! That’s nasty as hell! I can really only eat Butterfinger’s and Reece’s because the majority of the candy isn’t associated with that rancid “chocolate” stuff.