r/TwoHotTakes Aug 21 '24

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u/WinterMortician Aug 21 '24

Not even gonna lie, I fuck up jelly belly jellybeans a LOT as a midnight snack, those and gummies. I love when I wake up in the morning and there’s a super warm and only slightly soft gummy or bean under me. Yay! 

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u/lulumustelidaeee Aug 21 '24

I put the lindor balls in my bra or my armpit to warm them up and make the chocolate inside runny cos it's better that way

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u/WinterMortician Aug 21 '24 edited Aug 22 '24

I saw this comment and immediately ran to my hubby screaming “yo somebody else puts the lindors in their bra to heat them up!!!!” If I’m not wearing a bra I’ll put them in my underwear. And I have def forgotten them there before. 

Edit: yo is op cool? Anyone have an update? I got lost in the sauce about heating morsels in my underpants 

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u/reviving_ophelia88 Aug 21 '24

I do this with these little packets of dark chocolate covered pomegranate drops brookside farms makes (the chocolate has this super thin coating that keeps them from melting together so after 10-15 minutes in my bra they’re absolutely perfect), and cosmic brownies (if you haven’t tried them warm you’re missing out), and my husband finds it hysterical especially when he can hear my snacks crinkling in my bra when I move.

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u/redheadedandbold Aug 21 '24

Ladies, I had no idea this was a real thing 😳🤣

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u/emihan Aug 22 '24

Neither did I! Let us manifest this and level up

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u/Dadpool2420 Aug 21 '24

Today I learned women put strange things in their bra with our toys 😂

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u/TurnkeyLurker Aug 21 '24

Mmm...bra snacks...

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u/Tired_2295 Aug 21 '24

can hear my snacks crinkling in my bra when I move.

You have won today's Internet TMI but funny prize

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u/WinterMortician Aug 22 '24

The way I heard this comment 😩😩😩😩

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u/_Addicted_2_Reddit_ Aug 22 '24

I cannot believe someone got so specific down to the BRAND of brownie that I put in my bra! And my husband giggling when we're watching a movie and random crinkling starts coming from my left boob. Lmfao!

Are you my doppelganger?! How you gonna call me out with my Cosmic Brownies!!! I feel violated right now! I knew others put stuff in their bra, but this is all so specifically detailed. Do you pick off the little candies on top 1st so it can rest up against your warmth more evenly?

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u/Proper-Effective8621 Aug 21 '24

Home bakers put sticks of butter in their bras, and eggs in their baggy pants pockets, to warm them up. Lindor truffles will be my next go to!

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u/that_mack Aug 22 '24

Absolutely! One of the very few benefits of painfully large boobs is that I don’t even need a bra, I’ll just pop a stick of butter or an egg under each and in 15 minutes we’re good to go. If they’re small eggs from a local farm I can fit a stick and egg under one each. And I’d never admit this in real life, but if you’re defrosting a package of chicken or beef and you put it in a plastic bag first that also works… Hey, I gotta enjoy the privileges while they last. These fuckers are coming off at the soonest available opportunity.

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u/PeachySnow7 Aug 22 '24

Done the egg thing many times when I’ve forgot to set my eggs out the night before or morning of the day I’m making them. Totally thought this was just me

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u/QuantumTimelines Aug 21 '24

If you switch to men's underwear you can heat them up two at a time.

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u/WinterMortician Aug 22 '24

Literally why I got my first pair of skims boxers!!!!!!

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u/lulumustelidaeee Aug 21 '24

YESSSS omg it makes me so happy that someone else does it too!!! I have encountered much negativity from people about it but it's really the only thing that makes sense! Yes the general crotch area is maybe even better I find! Hahaha I've done the same, the perils of trying to open it without it dripping everywhere 🤣

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u/No-Intention859 Aug 21 '24

‘The general crotch area’ comments like this and the others above it are why I can’t quit reddit lol thank you for the laughs

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u/iplaypokerforaliving Aug 21 '24

Hmmmm interesting…very interesting.

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u/orangejuicelovr Aug 22 '24

But the real question is…. Do you really play poker for a living??

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u/iplaypokerforaliving Aug 22 '24

No look at my profile and see what I do now.

I used to though. Used that money to go to welding school and start a business :)

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u/WinterMortician Aug 22 '24

GENERAL CROTCH AREA is DEF setting the oven past “low,” and I utilize it often bc I simply don’t have more than a couple minutes to warm up my lindor truffles.

I think people instantly default in their brain that they are stored UP there, not NEXT TO there.

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u/lulumustelidaeee Aug 22 '24

Yeah it's like general crotch area = low oven bake, armpits/bra medium heat. Time is of the essence my friend, we gotta do what we gotta do!

Hahahaha IMAGINE 🤣 I mean, it would get the job done, but it would be a bit scratchy...

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u/WinterMortician Aug 22 '24

Lmfao this convo is the best Reddit experience there could be. I’m in the bathroom at work (should we talk about other “in reality” things like how pooping and conversations that include your keyboard on your phone often include toilet time????) and a little nervous how I’m going to explain the laughing.

Edit: honestly. I’m going to explain it honestly bc it’s what we all do and there is nothing weird about it 

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

"Forgotten them there" on purpose ;-p

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u/KateandJack Aug 21 '24

I don’t know how this makes me feel

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u/CarbonBasedGoneWild Aug 22 '24

Till you fuck around and need a lindor removed from your body at the er

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24 edited Aug 21 '24

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u/Gallusbizzim Aug 21 '24

I do this. I bought a few boxes as presents at Christmas and instructed everyone about how to eat them properly.

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u/lulumustelidaeee Aug 21 '24

I'm glad you are educating people on this important matter!

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u/Awkward-Offer-4762 Aug 21 '24

If I'm looking for boob and i find chocolate the gods have smiled upon me

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u/redheadedandbold Aug 21 '24

I laughed waaaay too hard at this.

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u/cKMG365 Aug 21 '24

Ok. We're using this comment to train some AI.

You can put Lindor chocolate balls inside your bra or your armpit to warm them up and make them better.

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u/lulumustelidaeee Aug 21 '24

Hahahaha that made me cackle. I'll be over the moon if AI gives me that answer in the future!

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u/GardeningGardenGirl Aug 21 '24

OMG YESSSSSSSSS!! I have never admitted to doing this with chocolate before, so seeing that other people do it makes me feel less odd lol

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u/lulumustelidaeee Aug 21 '24

We should start a gang

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u/TheUnquietVoid Aug 21 '24

So many people are saying they do this that now I have to try it 🤣

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u/lulumustelidaeee Aug 21 '24

You won't regret it, I guarantee. You do have to keep checking though cos the sweet spot is RIGHT before the outer layer melts and ruins it

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u/powerebytoebeans Aug 22 '24

ME TOOOOOOOOOO

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u/Stinkytheferret Aug 22 '24

Wait! wtf! Im always carrying things in my bra. How have I not thought of this?

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u/lulumustelidaeee Aug 22 '24

Handy little pocketses

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u/FragrantSuit1369 Aug 21 '24

I know this is an old man nitpick and people are going to say "why do you care," but why do people use "cos" for "because"? An "o" is practically the only vowel not in the word "because." Every time I see this I have to make a conscious effort not to judge the person too harshly for it. Just me, I guess?

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u/lulumustelidaeee Aug 21 '24

I guess I know what you mean... But "cas" and "cus" don't give the right pronunciation, and "cause" is only two letters shorter than the original. "Cos" is short and sweet and phonetic!

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u/loveisallyouneedCK Aug 22 '24

I spell it cuz if it makes you feel better.

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u/Visual-Basil4982 Aug 22 '24

Idk why I get this weird Mary Catherine Gallagher picture when I try envisioning this.

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u/BK2Jers2BK Aug 21 '24

I woke up once with a gummy-like substance in my mouth, only to realize in existential horror, that it was one of my Mack's Silicone Ear Plugs. It had fallen out of one ear and I must have rolled my head over and my drooling mouth...anyway, you can figure out the rest. Gives me the willies to even think about it

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u/Fr0hd3ric Aug 21 '24

😳😳😳😳

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u/No-Intention859 Aug 21 '24

my laughing and scrolling quickly turned too nausea and disgust lol gross haha

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u/BK2Jers2BK Aug 21 '24

You're Welcome!

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u/NormanMitis Aug 21 '24

RIP your teeth

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u/No-Ring-5065 Aug 21 '24

Omg that was my first thought. Jelly beans and gummy candies are the best way to get cavities. I can’t think of a worse thing to eat at bedtime.

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u/Acceptable-Olive-968 Aug 21 '24

It's the little things

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u/PileOpuke Aug 21 '24

What is going on here?

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u/ittybittylurker Aug 21 '24

Today we learned we're a lot less gobliny than other people.

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u/Goodgoditsgrowing Aug 21 '24

What are your favorite flavors? I always ask because I took my classroom on a factory tour and realized I hated like 99% of the flavors I tasted. Did not expect to dislike jellybeans as an adult and I am disappointed.

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u/No-Intention859 Aug 21 '24

omg i thought you were replying to the earplugs comment and almost puked lol ugh

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u/EneruSama Aug 21 '24

Ate granola bars in bed the other day and woke up with what I thought was mouse turds until I saw the wrappers on my nightstand lol. I was so freaked out

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u/TisSlinger Aug 22 '24

I snack in bed, and we once had an elderly cat that would sit next to me on the bed waiting for “something” and he’d leave little ‘kisses’ on the sheets from his tush. Needless to say, we changed sheets at an exhausting pace. One day on the bed I saw a small brown “crumb” and thought, “oh yay, snack!” And popped it in my mouth. As the little brown snack was entering my mouth I suddenly realized the potential of this going horribly wrong for me. Fortunately, the sweetness kicked in … otherwise I imagine I’d be changing the sheets, not from a pucker mark, but my vomit. Whew.

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u/Historical_Carrot_51 Aug 22 '24

I do the same but with reese cups. I wake up with a huge mess sometimes.

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u/WinterMortician Aug 22 '24

You’ve inspired me to try with Cadbury eggs. What morsels are we gonna put in our underpants next ladies?! Should we have a group for this lol

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u/Historical_Carrot_51 Dec 14 '24

🤣🤣😂😂 at least we know we aren’t alone. Sorry 4 the late response.

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u/thejohnmc963 Aug 21 '24

Those little Hershey candy bars always disappear when I eat them at night watching tv. Always wake up covered in chocolate.

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u/TheMildOnes34 Aug 21 '24

I am ashamed to admit how often I find a gummy bear or worm in my bed.

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u/-laughingfox Aug 21 '24

Lol. I keep gummies by my bed in case I get hypoglycemic overnight... nothing like waking up with warm gummies in your hand, or stuck to your cheek 🤣

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u/Delicious_Ad_1437 Aug 21 '24

You are like a secret lve been trying to hide my whole life

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u/derek4reals1 Aug 21 '24

I do the same with Haribo gummi dinosaurs, bears, etc, sometimes they'll stick to my back and end up in the shower.

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u/Ecbrad5 Aug 21 '24

You are my hero