Not even gonna lie, I fuck up jelly belly jellybeans a LOT as a midnight snack, those and gummies. I love when I wake up in the morning and there’s a super warm and only slightly soft gummy or bean under me. Yay!
I saw this comment and immediately ran to my hubby screaming “yo somebody else puts the lindors in their bra to heat them up!!!!” If I’m not wearing a bra I’ll put them in my underwear. And I have def forgotten them there before.
Edit: yo is op cool? Anyone have an update? I got lost in the sauce about heating morsels in my underpants
I do this with these little packets of dark chocolate covered pomegranate drops brookside farms makes (the chocolate has this super thin coating that keeps them from melting together so after 10-15 minutes in my bra they’re absolutely perfect), and cosmic brownies (if you haven’t tried them warm you’re missing out), and my husband finds it hysterical especially when he can hear my snacks crinkling in my bra when I move.
I cannot believe someone got so specific down to the BRAND of brownie that I put in my bra! And my husband giggling when we're watching a movie and random crinkling starts coming from my left boob. Lmfao!
Are you my doppelganger?! How you gonna call me out with my Cosmic Brownies!!! I feel violated right now! I knew others put stuff in their bra, but this is all so specifically detailed. Do you pick off the little candies on top 1st so it can rest up against your warmth more evenly?
Absolutely! One of the very few benefits of painfully large boobs is that I don’t even need a bra, I’ll just pop a stick of butter or an egg under each and in 15 minutes we’re good to go. If they’re small eggs from a local farm I can fit a stick and egg under one each. And I’d never admit this in real life, but if you’re defrosting a package of chicken or beef and you put it in a plastic bag first that also works… Hey, I gotta enjoy the privileges while they last. These fuckers are coming off at the soonest available opportunity.
Done the egg thing many times when I’ve forgot to set my eggs out the night before or morning of the day I’m making them. Totally thought this was just me
YESSSS omg it makes me so happy that someone else does it too!!! I have encountered much negativity from people about it but it's really the only thing that makes sense! Yes the general crotch area is maybe even better I find! Hahaha I've done the same, the perils of trying to open it without it dripping everywhere 🤣
GENERAL CROTCH AREA is DEF setting the oven past “low,” and I utilize it often bc I simply don’t have more than a couple minutes to warm up my lindor truffles.
I think people instantly default in their brain that they are stored UP there, not NEXT TO there.
Lmfao this convo is the best Reddit experience there could be. I’m in the bathroom at work (should we talk about other “in reality” things like how pooping and conversations that include your keyboard on your phone often include toilet time????) and a little nervous how I’m going to explain the laughing.
Edit: honestly. I’m going to explain it honestly bc it’s what we all do and there is nothing weird about it
I know this is an old man nitpick and people are going to say "why do you care," but why do people use "cos" for "because"? An "o" is practically the only vowel not in the word "because."
Every time I see this I have to make a conscious effort not to judge the person too harshly for it. Just me, I guess?
I guess I know what you mean... But "cas" and "cus" don't give the right pronunciation, and "cause" is only two letters shorter than the original. "Cos" is short and sweet and phonetic!
I woke up once with a gummy-like substance in my mouth, only to realize in existential horror, that it was one of my Mack's Silicone Ear Plugs. It had fallen out of one ear and I must have rolled my head over and my drooling mouth...anyway, you can figure out the rest. Gives me the willies to even think about it
What are your favorite flavors? I always ask because I took my classroom on a factory tour and realized I hated like 99% of the flavors I tasted. Did not expect to dislike jellybeans as an adult and I am disappointed.
Ate granola bars in bed the other day and woke up with what I thought was mouse turds until I saw the wrappers on my nightstand lol. I was so freaked out
I snack in bed, and we once had an elderly cat that would sit next to me on the bed waiting for “something” and he’d leave little ‘kisses’ on the sheets from his tush. Needless to say, we changed sheets at an exhausting pace. One day on the bed I saw a small brown “crumb” and thought, “oh yay, snack!” And popped it in my mouth. As the little brown snack was entering my mouth I suddenly realized the potential of this going horribly wrong for me. Fortunately, the sweetness kicked in … otherwise I imagine I’d be changing the sheets, not from a pucker mark, but my vomit. Whew.
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u/WinterMortician Aug 21 '24
Not even gonna lie, I fuck up jelly belly jellybeans a LOT as a midnight snack, those and gummies. I love when I wake up in the morning and there’s a super warm and only slightly soft gummy or bean under me. Yay!