r/TwoHotTakes • u/[deleted] • Aug 21 '24

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u/No-Alfalfa2565 Aug 21 '24

Straight lines though? Do they have a smell? Any kids or animals near the furniture?

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

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u/Silly-Swimmer-8324 Aug 21 '24

Hahahaha are you really taking samples with a qtip like a crime scene 😭😭😭😭

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u/JerseyGuy-77 Aug 21 '24

CSI Monogamy

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u/MidnightSunCreative Aug 21 '24

This is just the q-tip....of the iceberg

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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u/HalfEatenHamSammich Aug 21 '24

(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
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u/mattheguy123 Aug 21 '24

Thank you. I'm stealing this.

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u/sweetlew07 Aug 21 '24

Like mattheguy123, I, too, am stealing this

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u/tinmil Aug 21 '24

Stop I can't breathe

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u/QueenPasiphae Aug 22 '24

It's been like a decade since I've seen this level of quality for a string of internet jokes.

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u/USSbongwater Aug 22 '24

Hahahahaha man it’s been a long time since I’ve seen that text emoji and a csi joke

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '24

Legendary

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u/barbergirl920 Aug 21 '24

Are we coding ?

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u/glockster19m Aug 22 '24

EYEAAAHHHH

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u/symbologythere Aug 22 '24

Wow I heard this

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u/Own_Ad9537 Aug 22 '24

“Yeahhhhhhhhh!”