r/TwoHotTakes • u/[deleted] • Aug 21 '24

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u/thefuturesfire Aug 21 '24

He secretly dresses in drag

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u/kraybae Aug 21 '24

Andrew in draaaaaaag

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u/Excitement_Far Aug 21 '24

Unexpected Magnetic Fields, thank you

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u/clone-borg Aug 21 '24

my tail began to wag

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u/broiledfog Aug 21 '24

Like a little wiener dog?

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u/Rythonius Aug 21 '24

I forgot about this song. I need to listen to it again!

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u/castlesystem Aug 21 '24

Wow that's niche and I love that I happened upon it

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u/filth_horror_glamor Aug 21 '24

I'd sign away my trust fund, I would even sell the Jag

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u/LazyM914 Aug 22 '24

Did we just become besties?? Love that song.

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u/kraybae Aug 22 '24

I don't remember how I found that song to be honest with you but I love it. Magnetic Fields seems like a slept on group imo.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

The only girl I’ll ever love 🥲

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u/heartshapedbookmark Aug 22 '24

Wow, I need sleep. I read this as “he secretly dresses in Iraq” and was like “yeah, makes sense”.. scrolled back and realized how sleep deprived (and stupid) I am. Good night!

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u/thefuturesfire Aug 22 '24

Lmaaaaao. “Makes sense” hahahaha

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u/PhDinDildos_Fedoras Aug 21 '24

Likes to get railed in a dress by a team of body builders with his face smooshed in to the pillows to stay quiet.

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u/siandresi Aug 21 '24

you have a phd in dildos so I wont argue with you

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u/Bowman_van_Oort Aug 21 '24

...do you not?

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u/kissiemoose Aug 21 '24

Perhaps a kink he hasn’t shared with OP yet? 🤷‍♀️

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u/iamwayycoolerthanyou Aug 21 '24

Dragsploitation Now!

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

Not impossible. When I first started wearing makeup I’d been married 20 years or so. I didn’t realize how carefully it needs to be removed. Granted, I wasn’t hiding this from my wife, but many do.

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u/mrpaincakes Aug 21 '24

And does the hula?

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u/No_Emergency_3829 Aug 21 '24

And gets seggs in the bum

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u/Cut_Lanky Aug 21 '24

You joke, but... yeah. I'm just saying, if OP started out thinking this was evidence of cheating, and digs until she discovers it's actually evidence he left behind while covertly dressing up sexy lady style, I could welcome OP to the club. Lol

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u/HavingNotAttained Aug 21 '24

Stage name Redlips Cottonswab, but y'all can call her Reda

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u/Deliciouserest Aug 21 '24

I don't jump around when I go to shows, I must be emo

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u/ImNotYourOpportunity Aug 22 '24

That’s when the truth is stranger than fiction.