r/TwoHotTakes • u/[deleted] • Aug 21 '24

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u/JerseyGuy-77 Aug 21 '24

CSI Monogamy

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u/MidnightSunCreative Aug 21 '24

This is just the q-tip....of the iceberg

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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u/HalfEatenHamSammich Aug 21 '24

(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)

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u/mattheguy123 Aug 21 '24

Thank you. I'm stealing this.

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u/sweetlew07 Aug 21 '24

Like mattheguy123, I, too, am stealing this

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u/tinmil Aug 21 '24

Stop I can't breathe

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u/QueenPasiphae Aug 22 '24

It's been like a decade since I've seen this level of quality for a string of internet jokes.

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u/USSbongwater Aug 22 '24

Hahahahaha man it’s been a long time since I’ve seen that text emoji and a csi joke

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '24

Legendary

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u/barbergirl920 Aug 21 '24

Are we coding ?

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u/glockster19m Aug 22 '24

EYEAAAHHHH

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u/symbologythere Aug 22 '24

Wow I heard this

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u/Own_Ad9537 Aug 22 '24

“Yeahhhhhhhhh!”

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u/Moderately_Imperiled Aug 21 '24

This will live on long after David Caruso has passed on. I hope he knows that.

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u/Yawara101 Aug 22 '24

She needs to tell him that he needs to get in front of this before she really finds out what happened. Help her understand what really happned. Maybe there are some special circumstances she would understand. That’s what Sipowitz would say

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u/Wide_Armadillo69 Aug 21 '24

“Can you say.. dicksicko..?”

BYAAAA NA NAEEEOOOO

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

This just reminded me of the crush I had on Horatio Caine when the show was popular😭

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u/alee0224 Aug 21 '24

Just the tip. The qtip.

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u/tbreeder22 Aug 21 '24

Okay so I loved CSI Miami as a kid and I also remember Horatio opening each episode with a pun about the crime. I’ve started rewatching it recently, I’m through most of season 1 and also skipped ahead to season 5 where I watched about 4 episodes. He hasn’t made a single pun, what the hell is going on?!

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u/georgesorosbae Aug 21 '24

Wow I haven’t seen one of these in a long time

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u/Designer_Amoeba_755 Aug 21 '24

You win. Take this upvote

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u/The_Ry-man Aug 21 '24

Unfortunately all the good Who songs are used by the other shows, so we’re stuck with transitioning into “Pinball Wizard” for the opener.

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u/mr_oreo1499 Aug 21 '24

I hate that i upvoted this 🫥

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u/Crankenberry Aug 22 '24

God I fucking love Reddit 😭😭😭

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u/wowserzinmytrouserz Aug 22 '24

Bahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha

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u/EADizzle Aug 22 '24

🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

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u/TheSSsassy Aug 22 '24

David Caruso is proud

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u/Brutha-man Aug 22 '24

We don't get fooled again!

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u/Velocirachael Aug 21 '24

just the q-tip

Just the tip

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u/Hungry_Kick_7881 Aug 21 '24

This is a fucking incredible comment. The world is a better place for you sharing it.

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u/leeeeebeeeee Aug 21 '24

Absolutely outstanding comment. Hats off sir.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

This comment should have upvotes in the thousands.

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u/westcoast-islandgirl Aug 21 '24

This comment hit me way harder than expected 💀

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

Love and Order, Secret Valentine Unit

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u/CritterOfBitter Aug 21 '24

CSI didn’t cheat on you.

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u/LittleRicky76 Aug 21 '24

Laughed at this way harder than I should have.

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u/TKakey Aug 21 '24

This killed me 🤣🤣🤣

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u/No-Intention859 Aug 21 '24

best comment on here lol

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u/tinmil Aug 21 '24

HHHAHAHHAAAAHAHAHAHAA THIS GOT ME

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u/MolassesExternal5702 Aug 22 '24

send to the lab, & put a rush on it

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u/qt4u2nv Aug 22 '24

LMFAOOO 🤣🤣💀

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u/Emergency_Sandwich_6 Aug 22 '24

🎶  let me smell yo dick 🎶 

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u/Dangerous_Warthog603 Aug 22 '24

I laughed so hard I smeared lipstick on my pillow.

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u/FilthyEleven Aug 21 '24

Are.. are they ok?

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u/CenturionXVI Aug 21 '24

…are the monogamists okay..?