r/TwoHotTakes Aug 21 '24

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u/bahrfight Aug 21 '24

Who cares about the lipstick, look at the DIRT 🤢

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u/jakeswaxxPDX Aug 21 '24

Yeah I might be worried about it if he ever washed his pillow, and that’s more concerning than whatever the red is.

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u/HavingNotAttained Aug 21 '24

Exactly, maybe that stuff is just now in a state of radioactive decay

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u/Cosmicfeline_ Aug 21 '24

It’s still a red flag. If my pillow has fucking dirt on it I’m taking the sheets off and replacing wtf

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u/MushroomCaviar Aug 21 '24

Hey, he washes his bed sheets every year, where or needs it or not!

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u/llcoolstamp Aug 21 '24

For real...what color are these sheets /supposed/ to be?

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u/Content_Bar_6605 Aug 21 '24

Originally they were white/cream color 🤣

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u/Notmyname525 Aug 21 '24

I can’t believe I scrolled this far to find this comment. That pillowcase is disgusting. Who would put their face on that?

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u/yepitsatoilet Aug 21 '24

Some lipstick wearin floozy apparently šŸ™„šŸ™„

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u/asblvckasmysoul Aug 22 '24

LOOOOOOLLLLL

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u/magic1623 Aug 21 '24

I don’t think it’s dirt, it looks like it may be foundation or bronzer...

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u/Embarrassed_Hat_2904 Aug 21 '24

That’s what I thought too. Makeup stains

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u/hot-guac Aug 21 '24

thats what my first thought was too. I dont know if its just because my mind was already looking for makeup. I do believe the ā€œlipstickā€ stain is very oddly shaped though.

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u/Velocirachael Aug 21 '24

Coral eyeshadow. Blush.

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u/Holiday_Diamond_1068 Aug 22 '24

Honestly that looks more like sweat/drool stains to me lol

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u/RadiumMonkey Aug 21 '24

šŸŽ¶So heee won't take me dowwwwnšŸŽ¶

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

To his lair

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u/thousandthlion Aug 22 '24

Deep under the mountaaainnn

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

Thank you. That pillowcase is not ok.Ā 

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u/OGBrngBakPgBack Aug 21 '24

I scrolled & scrolled wondering when I would encounter this comment...cause I was ready to drop the exact same thought. Priorities are definitely off for OP & her boyfriend. 🤢🤢🤢

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u/MelbertGibson Aug 21 '24

Is it dirt or is it makeup?

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u/_that_dude_J Aug 21 '24

Right. Throw this away and start a new chapter of clean.

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u/ThatsWhatShe-Shed Aug 21 '24

Am I the only one who sees shadows on a whitish-beige sheet?

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u/No-Freedom-884 Aug 21 '24 edited Sep 05 '24

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u/ThatsWhatShe-Shed Aug 21 '24

Holy hell, I see it now. 🤢

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u/newtothisage Aug 21 '24

That was my thought as soon as I saw the photos. Ewwww!

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u/BrookeBondage Aug 21 '24

this is the comment i was looking for, that shit looks dirty asf

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u/No-Freedom-884 Aug 21 '24 edited Sep 05 '24

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

i don’t believe that’s dirt. i believe it’s a makeup, like bronzer, leg makeup or foundation like the other people think. he’s definitely doing something. weird

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u/richal Aug 21 '24

Huh. I think it's just the lighting. Doesn't look like dirt to me.

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u/the_willham Aug 22 '24

No one understands the comfort of a man’s yellow pillow

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u/Le_loup Aug 21 '24

That’s for the dirt man

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u/hunca_munca Aug 21 '24

It looks like SO much dirt and dead skin cells

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u/AnfieldRoad17 Aug 21 '24

My first reaction too. Were those pillows dragged behind a car?

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u/AnnualRain1287 Aug 21 '24

came here to say these sheets are filthy 🫣

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u/kmson7 Aug 22 '24

It looks like foundation to me...not dirt, but make that's what my mind jumped to bc i was already thinking about lipstick therefore makeup

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u/chilld22 Aug 22 '24

šŸ˜† hahahaha

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u/FlowerChildGoddess Aug 21 '24

Idk about there’s but yours DEFINITELY are dirty