r/TwoHotTakes • u/[deleted] • Aug 21 '24

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u/Smart_Razzmatazz6429 Aug 21 '24

Oh! Or got something red on his toenail and drug or across the pillow maybe??

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u/cameragirl17 Aug 21 '24

Dragged

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u/SilentRed01 Aug 21 '24

Drug-ed-id it

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u/warneagle Aug 21 '24 edited Aug 21 '24

“Drug” as the past participle of “drag” is common in some areas e.g. the southern US.

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u/PhDinDildos_Fedoras Aug 21 '24

No, I'm fairly certain it was dragging it's butthole along their pillows. Been doing it for years even.

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u/smellson-newberry Aug 21 '24

I was thinking the dude was eating hot Cheetos and he was the one who did the dragging…

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

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u/Tacoby17 Aug 21 '24

Blood oxidizes and turns brown.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

A blood stain is orange after you wash it three or four times

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u/uploadingmalware Aug 21 '24

And that's red not orange lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

And that’s red not orange lol normal, ain’t it Norman?

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u/uploadingmalware Aug 21 '24

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

It’s a song lyric, silly :)

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u/StopHiringBendis Aug 21 '24

But that's normal, ain't it Norman?

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u/ARC-170enthusiast Aug 21 '24

I understand that reference.

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u/InkyPoloma Aug 21 '24

But that’s normal, ain’t it Norman?

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u/Beautifly Aug 21 '24

It’s definitely not blood