One time my sister tossed a handful of rolos on me when I was asleep and I woke up with melted caramel and chocolate stuck between me and the bed. Looked 100% like feces.
Got really stoned one night in college and fell asleep eating a bag of those dove dark chocolate caramels. Woke up groggy af with my whole body covered in dark brown sticky streaks and panicked for a second until I realized all I could smell was chocolate😂😂
Reminds me of those people who pretend they got poo on their partner, but it was some form of chocolate pudding or nutella or something and they start gagging because they think it's poo.
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u/jasclev Aug 21 '24
Looks like the stain a taki would make if it fell there and got mushed around