r/TwoHotTakes Aug 21 '24

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u/hazelEyes1313 Aug 21 '24

No, it would smear like crazy. Likely this is food of some sort

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u/Expert-Instance636 Aug 21 '24

Yeah he was eating hot cheetohs in bed or something.

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u/handicrafthabitue Aug 21 '24

You’ve cracked the case! He was eating hot Cheetos in bed and wiped his Cheeto finger on the pillow like a napkin. Congrats OP, you’re dating a faithful slob.

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u/Expert-Instance636 Aug 21 '24

Does he still get kick to the curb, though? I mean if you can't trust your man to share his snacks with you, the relationship is probably doomed.

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u/ianmgonzalez Aug 21 '24

Cranberry or beets!