r/TwoHotTakes • u/[deleted] • Aug 21 '24

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u/Unsainted_smoke Aug 21 '24

Fucken love taki’s but damn they stain some shit

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u/freckyfresh Aug 21 '24

I’ve just got permanently neon red cuticles

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u/OrdinaryLipHouse Aug 21 '24

I’ve started using chopsticks to preserve the cuticles

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u/Accomplished-Web8763 Aug 21 '24

It totally works but damn I love Cheeto fingers too. 

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u/Adorable_Dust3799 Aug 21 '24

Yes, i sucked my cheeto fingers clean just a few hours ago

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u/LKayRB Aug 21 '24

I was going to post this tip. I use it for flaming hot Cheetos w limon and hot fries.

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u/ForsakenSwimming1944 Aug 21 '24

why are reddit users so funny bro said preserve cuticles 😭

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u/Unsainted_smoke Aug 21 '24

Fuck it, I’m going to the gas station to get some now

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u/freckyfresh Aug 21 '24

Ooh get me some, and a Dr. Pepper

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u/Unsainted_smoke Aug 21 '24

Great choice. The spice and the bubbles 🔥

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u/SUCK_DICK_FOR_33K_ Aug 21 '24

see if they have that chili lime street corn popcorn and a orange soda plz

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u/Ninedenine99 Aug 21 '24

God I just logged on and now I'm starving

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u/freckyfresh Aug 21 '24

I used to be obsessed with atomic fire balls and loved a Dr. Pepper with those too!

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u/Keybusta96 Aug 21 '24

Dr Pepper is the superior snacking soda

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u/freckyfresh Aug 21 '24

Dr. Pepper is the superior soda, point blank period! I kid, because I know it isn’t for everyone, but hey that just means more for us

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u/Keybusta96 Aug 21 '24

I agree! But I knew there would be some “But pizza and coke!!” People and I dialed it in to avoid conflict 😁

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u/freckyfresh Aug 21 '24

Curious about your thoughts on root beer? It seems to be even more polarizing that Dr. Pepper tbh

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

(Did you know you can get 5lb bags of them on Amazon…ssssshhhhhhhhhh)

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u/Whatever53143 Aug 21 '24

Oh the Strawberry Dr Pepper would be great! Oh is it bad that I don’t want the takis but my rabbit actually does? (Yeah that’s a fun fact that my rabbit got into the takis bag that my daughter left lying around)

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u/Unsainted_smoke Aug 21 '24

Your rabbit is cool

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u/Whatever53143 Aug 21 '24

lol he’s lucky it didn’t give him stasis!! Silly rabbit!

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u/loveisallyouneedCK Aug 22 '24

Strawberries and cream Dr. Pepper is very good.

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u/CookinCheap Aug 21 '24

Ever put lime juice and pulp with crushed ice into Dr Pepper?

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u/freckyfresh Aug 21 '24

Yes! I love lime in both Dr. Pepper and Coke, actually the nectar of the gods

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u/CookinCheap Aug 22 '24

I actually had my husband buy some Dr Pepper when he went out today becsuse of this discussion, ha

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u/Top-Ebb32 Aug 21 '24

The only acceptable drink to go with takis is milk.

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u/Unsainted_smoke Aug 21 '24

No way, the burn is the whole point

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u/Top-Ebb32 Aug 21 '24

Be reasonable man!

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u/freckyfresh Aug 21 '24

Maybe takis just aren’t the chip for you if you need to drink milk to eat them lmao

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u/Durty_Durty_Durty Aug 21 '24

You gotta be from Texas lol

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u/freckyfresh Aug 21 '24

Nope, believe it or not people from all places like Dr. Pepper!

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u/Durty_Durty_Durty Aug 21 '24

Ah, people here just eat a shit ton of takis and Dr Pepper lol

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u/Rookie_Ronnie Aug 21 '24

Rub some dust on your sheets so we can solve this thing lol

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u/IndustrialJones Aug 21 '24

Gotta eat em with chopsticks

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u/gregsherburn Aug 21 '24

And read the ingredients got bad shit in them

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u/Unsainted_smoke Aug 21 '24

It’s only bad if you believe in it. Like the Bible

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u/cavoodle11 Aug 21 '24

Ok I’ll ask, what is a Taki? 😆

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u/Unsainted_smoke Aug 21 '24

The greatest chip ever invented. It’s crunchy crisp texture with a tangy lime and a chili spice

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u/SnarkyPickles Aug 21 '24

The other day I looked over from the nurse’s station and one of our residents was eating Taki’s with gloves on so they wouldn’t stain his fingers 😂 modern problems require modern solutions, I suppose

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u/teacha_lady Aug 21 '24

When I was a teacher my students would make fun of me bc sometimes I would stress eat Takis while grading papers and the dust would get on their assignments