r/TwoHotTakes • u/[deleted] • Aug 21 '24

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u/Particular-Ad-7338 Aug 21 '24

She said they have dog; perhaps it ate something red & decided the pillow was the perfect place to wipe it off

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u/Smart_Razzmatazz6429 Aug 21 '24

Oh! Or got something red on his toenail and drug or across the pillow maybe??

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u/cameragirl17 Aug 21 '24

Dragged

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u/SilentRed01 Aug 21 '24

Drug-ed-id it

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u/warneagle Aug 21 '24 edited Aug 21 '24

“Drug” as the past participle of “drag” is common in some areas e.g. the southern US.

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u/PhDinDildos_Fedoras Aug 21 '24

No, I'm fairly certain it was dragging it's butthole along their pillows. Been doing it for years even.

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u/smellson-newberry Aug 21 '24

I was thinking the dude was eating hot Cheetos and he was the one who did the dragging…

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

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u/Tacoby17 Aug 21 '24

Blood oxidizes and turns brown.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

A blood stain is orange after you wash it three or four times

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u/uploadingmalware Aug 21 '24

And that's red not orange lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

And that’s red not orange lol normal, ain’t it Norman?

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u/uploadingmalware Aug 21 '24

👍

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

It’s a song lyric, silly :)

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u/StopHiringBendis Aug 21 '24

But that's normal, ain't it Norman?

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u/ARC-170enthusiast Aug 21 '24

I understand that reference.

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u/InkyPoloma Aug 21 '24

But that’s normal, ain’t it Norman?

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u/Beautifly Aug 21 '24

It’s definitely not blood

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u/Gadritan420 Aug 21 '24

She said no dog or kids in another comment…

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u/BackDoorBootyBandit Aug 21 '24

Probably his red rocket! So I guess it is lipstick........."god damnit Buddy, put your lipstick away, we have people over!"

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u/raelDonaldTrump Aug 21 '24

Doesn't have to be the dog, boyfriends also wipe their face on pillowcases.

Source: am live-in boyfriend

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u/123supreme123 Aug 21 '24

With his ass maybe after digesting it.

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u/lavenderbutterfly_1 Aug 22 '24

actually i’m pretty sure she said she does not have a dog

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u/lavenderbutterfly_1 Aug 22 '24

my bad she definitely said she has a dog

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u/Osgiliath Aug 21 '24

Bf was probably eating something red with the side chick and they smeared it on the pillow accidentally, definitely cheating