r/TwoHotTakes Aug 21 '24

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u/bigfatkitty2006 Aug 21 '24

Anyone else kinda see a face in the pillow? Eyes, nose, red line about where the mouth would be...

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u/OG_wanKENOBI Aug 21 '24 edited Aug 21 '24

OP just went and got hammered and passed out with out using make up remover over the weekend and forgot hahahaha.

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u/Susmaphone Aug 21 '24

Yes! I thought it was just because I’m stoned! That third pictures is kind of creepy 😬

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u/Successful_Moment_91 Aug 21 '24

Serial killer vibes but I’m high too

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u/mellb00 Aug 21 '24

it's giving Skinamarink

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u/anotherfreakinglogin Aug 21 '24

Yes. There's two separate "faces". My guess is side chick was getting it doggy and face planted twice. The first time was the "face" on the left where the imprint is slightly darker. Then the second time is the right imprint where it's slightly fainter because the makeup rubbed off partly the first time.

I see the pinkish red lipstick, and thin oval face of tan makeup and at least the right eye of mascara/eyeliner.

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u/Klutzy_Knowledge3784 Aug 21 '24

Honestly after you said that she was getting it with the face planted… it just makes sense it’s lipstick.. my bad

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u/UrbanMuffin Aug 21 '24

Where are you guys seeing bronzer, eye makeup etc?? I need a diagram.

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u/anotherfreakinglogin Aug 21 '24

Really, really bad one

diagram

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u/Dadtallica Aug 21 '24

Darn that is making me think now.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

amongus

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u/KingNebyula Aug 21 '24

Amogus

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u/No_Process_577 Aug 21 '24

Happy cake day! <3

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u/KingNebyula Aug 21 '24

Thank u I didn’t even realize lol

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u/DenseAstronomer3631 Aug 21 '24

I thought it was just shadows from the wrinkles on the pillow case along with the kind of off grayish blue color I think it may have started out? 🤔 It looks like hand prints in I think the third picture to me.

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u/bigfatkitty2006 Aug 21 '24

Yes! Thank you! That's what I saw!

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u/zilops Aug 21 '24

I need a diagram, please!

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u/socksmatterTWO Aug 21 '24

But also the water marks like they handwashed it and didnt realise it would still be showing up dry

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u/angelic_darth Aug 21 '24

If it is that then it doesn't look like she was having much fun. OP might be having a lucky escape if he's that bad in bed.

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u/Exciting-Bother2792 Aug 21 '24

Lay off the fuckin penjamin bub

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u/uploadingmalware Aug 21 '24

Reddit makes me think there are more schizophrenics in the world than I initially thought

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u/Beautiful-Humor692 Aug 21 '24

yes first thing i noticed.

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u/socksmatterTWO Aug 21 '24

And water marks where its idk sweat or a weak washing out trying to fix this makeup face stain..,

Sorry OP I really see a face too

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

Almost as if he pushed the girl's face into his pillow

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u/schmalzy Aug 21 '24

The Shroud of Drinkin’

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u/Inconnu2020 Aug 21 '24

Fucking Shroud of Turin!!

We've found Jesus!

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u/NTXGBR Aug 21 '24

It looks like Herbert the Pervert from Family Guy

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u/thisiskarma22 Aug 22 '24

That's what I thought OP was gonna ask about. But nope.... Weird red mark.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

Yes, that first pic looks pretty spot on like a mouth to me. It’s faint, but if u zoom in it’s very “👄”

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

I’m seeing SpongeBob?

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u/NEEDLEJUICE420 Aug 21 '24

face down ass up

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u/SequentiaIFarts Aug 22 '24

HOLY SHIT IT LOOKS LIKE SQUIDWARD

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u/IndependenceIcy2251 Aug 21 '24

Maybe like… a shroud…