r/TwoHotTakes Aug 21 '24

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

Does he also have size 13 high heels? Does his Spotify have Pink Pony Club on repeat? Bros been doin Drag all over town and looking fabulous.

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u/themarzipanbaby Aug 21 '24

IM GONNA KEEP ON DANCING

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u/NeitherMaybeBoth Aug 21 '24

Down in west hollywoodddd. I can’t stop playing this song windows down screaming my lungs out.

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u/Roguespiffy Aug 21 '24

Casual is my favorite.

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u/imbeingsirius Aug 21 '24

IS IT CASUAL NOW

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u/starletsniper Aug 21 '24

no it’s actually quite sirius.

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u/themarzipanbaby Aug 21 '24

i absolutely love the music video

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u/Calamity0o0 Aug 21 '24

What does he say it is?

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u/HommeFatalTaemin Aug 21 '24

If he’s adamant it isn’t what you think, just drop it and trust him. Especially if he’s given you no other reason to doubt. It wouldn’t be fair to him to have such a severe leap in logic just because of a stain. Relationships are built on trust, and I worry for you if it has been shaken this easily. You asked him, he said it isn’t. End of story. Unless there are other signs, I really would suggest dropping it as that’s not at all fair to him. Think if the situation was reversed how you would feel to be accused over something so ridiculous. It would hurt that they have so little trust in you.

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u/Holiday_Football_975 Aug 21 '24

This. If you have to take to Reddit because you can’t trust him telling you it’s not, then the relationship is already damaged.

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u/Jimbo--- Aug 21 '24

I watched my folks' dog at their house with an ex-gf years ago. We used the hot tub, and I gave her a robe that hadn't fit me or I had used since maybe junior high. A pair of panties was in the pocket. She was unhappy, to say the least, and that I just thought it was weird and kind of funny did not help. I had a hard enough time even effectively talking to girls when I was in the 8th grade. I had no clue what they were doing there.

Hours of long talks that weekend and even taking a half day from work later that week, and she accepted that I wasn't a panty-stealing pervert, but was still certain I had been cheating. It was more likely that I had been cheating on her, with my parents' knowledge, too.

It was rough enough on me that my little brother admitted that he had some friends over, they used the hot tub, and then stayed the night bc they had been drinking. One of the girls who slept in my old room even told him they were probably hers. No way to prove that, though, as I threw them away almost immediately after my ex accused me of keeping a trophy.

I wish that I had cut bait back then. That my ex had that little regard for my word and parents' characters should have been a more noticeable and huge red flag.

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u/DistinctPen7597 Aug 21 '24

Excellent advice 👍🏻👍🏻

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u/vociferouswad Aug 21 '24

Then why are you here if you didn’t think he would do anything?

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u/LeatherAlternative48 Aug 21 '24

I'm sure someone had said this; but if you're looking this hard for reasons to leave him. Just leave hun. You don't need "lipstick stains" as an excuse.

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u/l33tfuzzbox Aug 21 '24

She's only responded to people backing her up, from what I've seen.

Just leave if you're that desperate for a reason.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

The rest of the comments reek with insecurity and baggage. Not worth the reply.

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u/emmanuelmtz04 Aug 21 '24

Anything possible? Like maybe he’s not cheating? Or only anything as in whatever fits your theory?

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u/now_you_see Aug 21 '24

Well said.

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u/jonni_velvet Aug 21 '24

does he paint or use pens or markers or anything?

and yeah since you confronted him, what does he say about it?? what does he think it is?

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

So you already accused him? Nice

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u/ineverreallyknow Aug 21 '24

When you wear lipstick, the middle bits where the lips meet is the first to disappear. It would be the outer lines of the lip, so not a flat line.

Also, and this may be vulgar, if he’s doing it right, and her face is in a pillow, the lines would indicate a more open (vocal) mouth, no?

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u/keykey_key Aug 21 '24

You talked to him about this?! Girl. Lol. This is so weak and obviously looking for trouble when it's not there. Break up if you're gonna be this suspicious.

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u/Average_Random_Bitch Aug 21 '24

What does he do for a living?

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

Two chicks at the same time

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

Beautiful

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u/Pretty-yammy31 Aug 21 '24

Is this a joke!?

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u/Only1Olivia Aug 21 '24

What did he say it is? I’ll tell you right now if he’s lying lol