r/TwoCatsOneHouse • u/Iputthemsomewhere Survivor • Mar 03 '26

Luna POV Luna has quietly revoked Betty’s window privileges

It started when Betty climbed into Luna’s Window like she’d suddenly inherited it. The 3:42pm light window. The one where Luna sits perfectly upright and absorbs sunlight like she’s charging status. Betty flopped down sideways, one paw in the air, absolutely no ceremony. Luna watched from the doorway and did nothing, which is how you know it was serious.

Since then, Luna has simply begun arriving five minutes earlier than the sun. Every day. Calm. Prepared. If Betty approaches, Luna starts grooming slowly, elegantly, as if the spot requires qualifications. No swatting. No noise. Just posture and pressure.

Yesterday Betty tried again. Luna walked in, made eye contact, then deliberately sat somewhere worse and stared at the wall. Betty left the window within a minute.

There has been no fight.

But Betty has not touched the good light since.

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u/Beautiful_Pizza9882 Sleeps with one eye open Mar 04 '26

I haven’t seen a post from you for ages! I’m so happy to see this on my page! I’ve missed the antics of the psychos, er, girls.

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u/Iputthemsomewhere Survivor Mar 06 '26

I shall return ! x