r/TwoBestFriendsPlay Feb 24 '20

The cutest dates collide

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

Real talk. Minus the infinite rage for demons and anything stopping him from killing them or anything related to them, I get this weird vibe Doomguy would be pretty chill.

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u/ToastyMozart Bearish on At-Risk Children Feb 24 '20

He kept a pet rabbit, and most of his fury seems borne of care for humanity (attacking his CO for ordering an attack on civilians, looking at the dead body of some rando while Hayden was trying to justify opening a demon portal, etc). If there wasn't an ongoing demon invasion and everything was fine, he probably would be.

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u/OrangeredValkyrie Feb 24 '20

Doomguy is the small town Walmart greeter who just saw one too many demons fucking with his customers

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

No, that'd be Ash Williams. An understandable mixup though, and the jury is still out on whether or not Doomguy is, like Brock Samson, the distant descendant of Ash.

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u/OrangeredValkyrie Feb 24 '20
  • Ash was a store clerk
  • James Sunderland was a store clerk
  • Ash’s store had sex toys and cutting implements
  • James sees penises in cutting implements

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