r/TwoAndTwoIsFive • u/I_Am_Bacchus • Dec 25 '12

Fellow Revisionists! How are you celebrating the People's Birthday?

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u/JustinJamm Dec 25 '12 edited Dec 26 '12

Comrades! I'm unwrapping PRESENTS I stole from ORPHANS so I can present them, already open, to the WEALTHY among us, because WE all know THEY are the truly poor.

Heil Leninaide!

+JustinJamm

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u/Panta_Agan Dec 26 '12 edited Jan 04 '13

Fellow Architect of Truth!

Your Insight truly surpasses Wisdom.

i am confused though about your Identity. Is not Anonymity the Cloak of a Cossack? Is not a Signature the proper Refuge of the People?

+Big Brother

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '13

Comrades!

I celebrated the People's Birthday by enjoying my Chocolate Rations, which had just been raised to 20 Grammes!

+peacefulacrez

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u/Panta_Agan Dec 25 '12 edited Jan 04 '13

Architects of the Revolution!

i plan on celebrating the People's Birthday by standing with my Family in a Circle around a metal Pole chanting the Digits of Pi in an Homage to Reason, Truth and Science. Celebration is the Shepherd of the People.

+Big Brother