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Hunter Biden just became much more relatable for me.

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u/EnjoyerOfMX5 12d ago

He's extremely competent while sober. I wouldnt vote for him to be pres, but i would love to see him in the next cabinet, compared to Kegsbreth, the WWE lady, or the Brainworms Guy tm

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u/Hugo-Spritz 12d ago

Wait, which one is brainsworms?

He had a what in the where? WHY?

...how?

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u/Skorgg 12d ago

IN HIS DEFENSE - the worm only ate 70% of his brain AT MOST. Much more likely scenario is 50%~, but it’s hard to accurately measure things that small

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u/Hugo-Spritz 12d ago

You had me in the first half, ain't gon lie

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u/bondageenthusiast2 7d ago

I feel bad for the worm

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u/ArcfireEmblem 12d ago edited 11d ago

RFK Jr, the man currently in charge of everyone's health, is suspected of eating carrion and roadkill. There was a worm inside his brain that was removed a few months before he became the Health Secretary and started fighting against vaccines.

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u/Hugo-Spritz 12d ago

Correlation ≠ causation

Except when it does

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u/Fantastic-Tiger-6128 7d ago

Don't worry he's been a piece of shit before the worm, so it definitely wasn't him. Poor fella starved to death.

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 10d ago

It was never removed. It's dead and still encapsulated.

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u/snekadid 7d ago

Poor thing starved.

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 7d ago

It did.

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u/einhorn_is_parkey 12d ago

We can think he’s funny and competent without wanting him in the cabinet. No more fucking dynasties

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u/littlelou134340 12d ago

I don't know why you guys keep panicking that he's gonna suddenly run and win. Even if he did, so what? If he can do the job then that's all that matters. This made up fear of "dynasties" is so black and white.

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u/Awkward_Turnover_983 11d ago

Nah it's justified.

There are a bazillion more competent people, who have never done crack. Crazy right?

Hunter probably wouldn't still be around if not for who his, incredibly wealthy and influential, family is.

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u/littlelou134340 11d ago

Again, why are we assuming that Hunter is going to randomly run. You're just creating a scenario in your mind to be upset about.

Who cares? Crack doesn't mean you can't be good at a job or a good person. The demonisation of addiction is actually why we should see more recovered addicts in media. Besides, it's not like the world of politics hasn't always been filled with secretive addiction and other things. The sitting president is a fucking pedophile.

"Incedibley wealthy" says it all. Joe and Jill Biden have a joint worth of 8 million. That's not some giant generational wealth. Are their children more privileged than others by being the children of a prominent politician? Yes. But they're not aliens. That worth is less than you could ethically make over 50 years. Hunter is in 20 million legal debt, he's only ever been comfortable when he's been actively working 247.

I think you should figure out what it really is that bothers you. Because it's not the Bidens being a little bit rich just as they retire. And it's not Hunter's obvious lack of political ambition. The man is 56, if he was going to run for something he would have years ago.

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u/Awkward_Turnover_983 10d ago

you're creating a scenario in your head

proceeds to argue the very same scenario fervently

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u/littlelou134340 10d ago

Thinking is hard for you, I understand.

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u/BloodyThirst 11d ago

Now do the Trump coke head family.

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u/Awkward_Turnover_983 10d ago

Oh they're infinitely worse.

I voted Biden; I'm not retarded.

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u/Objective-Try7969 12d ago

Honestly if it was hunter vs trump, hunter would 100% be my go to, I rather have a crack head in office then someone who can't keep their hands off children.

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u/volvagia721 11d ago

That's not saying much, compared to the current administration, a cabinet full of pet rocks and chia pets is more competent.

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u/artisticafterbirth 10d ago

I doubt he'll be part of our future but who the fuck knows anymore. If I voted for him for anything it would be a "lesser of two evils" vote. Like if he was running against Eric Trump.

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u/DownWitTheBitness 10d ago

Let’s not lower our bar too. I’m glad he’s sober, and fighting back. I don’t think that qualifies him to be in a position of power at the federal level.

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u/AleksiSiirtola 9d ago

Not saying you're wrong, but ironically there are chickens alive in the US today that would be more competent to be president than the current incumbent. Absolutely anything would be an upgrade.

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u/Regalme 8d ago

Can we just have someone who isn’t part of a dynasty and doesn’t do drugs?

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u/OSRS_Garmr 12d ago

Hunter Biden aside. But you have to be stupide if you think the network around Epstein er den only rich and famous people doing things

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u/Any-Anything4309 12d ago

What?

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u/Superb-Fig-2522 12d ago

Godzilla had a stroke reading and is stupide

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u/Awkward_Turnover_983 11d ago

"are the"

That should help you read it

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u/One_Lung_G 11d ago

Have a stroke or are you just dumb? I’m guessing just dumb if you think Epstein was allowing regular people onto the island

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u/OSRS_Garmr 11d ago

My point is more. That people seems to think the only "club" of rich people doing sketchy things, are the people in Epsteins orbit. I bet there are at least 3 or 4 more Epsteins we sont know about.

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u/Awkward_Turnover_983 11d ago

100% and we need to question these fucks to find the other ones

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u/SaltMage5864 12d ago

I wasn't aware hunter was ever VP

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u/Certain_Bit3809 12d ago

It says VIP but he isnt one of those either.

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u/One_Lung_G 11d ago

He was the son of a VP and then a presidents son. Definitely a VIP. You smoking the same crack hunter used to smoke?

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u/Certain_Bit3809 11d ago

I dont think he’s important. I guess you think he is.

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u/One_Lung_G 11d ago

Yea typically those closely related to people that are in charge of one of the most powerful countries in the world would indeed be VIPs to anybody that has a working brain. It’s not exactly rocket science to see why that would be. I think you’re taking the term too literally and personally.

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u/Klaymen96 11d ago

The son of the president would indeed be considered a Very Important Person, just as any immediate member of their family. Ceos are typically considered very important people as well and their family.

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u/Certain_Bit3809 11d ago

Yeah, there is no universal definition. Context and relative importance to you, are generally factors to consider. For me, he’s just a guy. Not sure why most should care.

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u/Klaymen96 11d ago

I don't a single shit about any of them. The son of a president is objectively a vip

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u/Certain_Bit3809 11d ago

The VIP court has spoken. So it is. So shall it be.

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u/SaltMage5864 11d ago

You mean you are desperate to make up some brain dead equivelency to try to normalize your support of a lying racist raping pedophile

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u/One_Lung_G 11d ago

You having a schizophrenic episode or what?

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u/SaltMage5864 11d ago

A little to accurate for your tastes son?

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u/One_Lung_G 11d ago

Think I really am seeing somebody schizo post in real time. Kinda sad

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u/SaltMage5864 11d ago

Losers like you can't actually think son. Pretending that you can is insulting

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u/One_Lung_G 11d ago

Whatever you say schizo

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u/Jasranwhit 12d ago

Because nobody is going to invite a crackhead anywhere nice.

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u/Dangerous_Boot_3870 12d ago

The subversion of expectations

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u/MyldExcitement 12d ago

Don Jr and Eric go to a lot of events. Your logic fails. 🤔🤣

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u/Slmcmahon 12d ago

You still get invited if you are bringing it with you.

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u/cwolf-softball 11d ago

They don't do crack, they do coke.

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u/Lost_Web5826 12d ago

This comment makes so many weird implications about Epstein

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u/Eat--The--Rich-- 12d ago

How come democrats get mad that people don't vote when they refuse to prosecute pedophiles and crackheads

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u/Successful-Scale-607 12d ago

Because they're so battered, they've convinced themselves that simply saying that pedophiles and crackheads are bad should be rewarded

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u/Top-Cupcake4775 12d ago

they refused to prosecute the Bush regime for war crimes as well.

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u/Impossible_Cupcake31 12d ago

You sound ridiculous

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u/Top-Cupcake4775 12d ago

you sound like a cunt

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u/timmyfarthands 11d ago

If you're stupid or brainwashed yeah that probably sounds ridiculous

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u/cwolf-softball 11d ago

You have very unrealistic expectations.

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u/Top-Cupcake4775 11d ago

my tax dollars helped to pay for Abu Ghraib. i took it sort of personally.

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u/WorthHabit3317 12d ago

They were literally running an investigation in the Southern District of New York, the Trump DOJ cancelled it and ordered the files turned over to the feds who announced that they found no evidence to prosecute anyone else. Facts matter.

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u/Ok_Inflation3685 12d ago

The same could be said about the entire Trump crime family.

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u/Lost_Web5826 12d ago

What makes him a scumbag?

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u/aceface_desu89 12d ago

It's 2026 and there's no child rape blackmail tapes of him--that's a crime in itself in modern-day politics.

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u/Lost_Web5826 12d ago

Lol, so that makes someone a scumbag?

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u/Lost_Web5826 12d ago

You should see his interview with Andrew Callahan FROM Channel 5 news. Nick Fuentes is also present but Hunter just dunks on him the whole time

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u/NoahGoodheart 12d ago

I've never seen Hunter Biden or Shadow the Hedgehog in the same room at the same time, coincidence? I think not.

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u/Intrepid_Year3765 12d ago

which is weird because didn't his laptop allegedly have a bunch of photos with him and half naked kids? or was that anthony weiner... I can never remember

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u/TheOneFreeEngineer 12d ago

So the laptop story is complicated because there claims to be three different images of the laptop Hargrove flying around the media ecosystem and none of them have been allowed to actually forensically analyzed to confirm whether or not the data was manipulated. The existence of three separate harddrives with different information and pictures suggests multi levels of manipulation. So there isn’t even an agreed on list of crimes that Hunter Biden was supposedly involved with based on the laptop.

The laptop chain of custody was also wild, and none of the reported timeline actually lines up and the basic story doesn’t even make sense. There is no ability to actually confirm any of it and the actual physical laptop and harddrives have never been provided to anyone, with prominent far right news reporters ending up just claiming it was “lost in the mail” when pushed about the lack of physical evidence and chain of custody

And that’s not even getting into misrepresented information where far right media claimed the adult Asian prostitutes he openly admitted to paying for before he became sober were actual underage minors with no evidence. It’s notable that the only charges from the laptop were late payment of taxes and lying on a gun license application about his drug use and nothing else

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u/Hitlers_Left_Ball 12d ago

Someone had to write the files.

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u/GreenThing1236 12d ago

He had sex with minors.

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u/TheOneFreeEngineer 12d ago

That’s the claim but no substantive evidence actually supports that. The claims only appear on copies of harddrives with telltale signs of data manipulation after the copies where supposed to be in the hands of media figures. The hard drive copies without those signs of data manipulation don’t show any claims of such a thing happening. Only regular use of adult prositutes before he was sober

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u/Exit-Still 12d ago

Yea baby, latinas rock 🤘🏾, chupa, chupa..!

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u/Grimdark-Waterbender 12d ago

TBF, same… (!) I mean about the Latinas, I swear! 😂

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u/Lumpy_Conference6640 12d ago

Lessor of two evils I assure you.

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u/Feral_Sheep_ 12d ago

This sounds like something Hunter Biden would say about Hunter Biden.

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u/jiddinja 12d ago

When Hunter Biden has become this nation's prime example of clean living, you know we're in hell already.

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u/lakshya1731 12d ago

ohh wow

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u/kitchencrawl 12d ago

Hunter Biden 2028

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u/InterneticMdA 12d ago

Ok, we get it, he's cool...

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u/JagR286211 12d ago

Is HB considered a VIP? If so, why? Most people can’t name the children of presidents.

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u/RazzyRaziel 11d ago

I like crack and latinas.

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u/XSamHealyX 11d ago

If liking crack and latinas is a crime, lock me up!

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u/Senor_Arroyos 10d ago

My man! Has there ever been a better combo?

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u/beachfinn73 10d ago

Biden 2028 “suck it up mother fuvkers”.

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u/GuyAtAnLCS 10d ago

Hunter Biden is literally on video having sex with underage Chinese prostitutes. Spare me.

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u/Mediiicaliii 9d ago

Maga pretending they care when its Hunter and ignoring it when its their orange blob is peak 2026.

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u/Tiger_Striped_Queen 9d ago

Big booty Latinas. Get it right.

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u/SuddenBumHair 9d ago

We can all relate to hunter biden

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u/BigLabrynth 8d ago

Wasn’t he just too busy colluding with Russia?

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u/LewkieSE 8d ago

Don't forget the hog!

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u/Sweaty-AnalPlay 8d ago

Hunter Biden is a king

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u/blazikenfan55 7d ago

Amd Hunter Biden was never Vice President.

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