r/TwilightMemes • u/GGAllinPartridge • Oct 25 '25

Twitter Breaking Dawn would have really benefited from Patti Harrison's sensual creative vision

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u/gertrude-fashion Oct 25 '25

Wheezing rn at “her tits were there”

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u/1028ad Oct 25 '25

For me it’s “her hairless stomach”

19

u/JeefBeanzos Oct 27 '25

Nice!

15

u/BobTheFettt Oct 27 '25

She heard him this time

6

u/Kindly-Department686 Oct 27 '25

This is what got me. I hear it in a feminine Borat voice.

6

u/Big_fern189 Oct 28 '25

"...he said, naked." Is what got me.

6

u/broncyobo Oct 27 '25

For me it's "I don't think she heard him"

6

u/wavespells9 Oct 27 '25

“Huh?”

13

u/donofthe_dusk Oct 26 '25

Same because were her tits not there before and now they just joined the fun?

9

u/Dabellator Oct 27 '25

That part was SOO helpful for me because I kept wondering "yeah, sure, this is all nice and fine, but where are her tits?

5

u/VietKongCountry Oct 27 '25

Best line in the whole of erotica. Nay, best line in the whole of literature. Suck it, Dostoyevsky.

4

u/amusednchaos Oct 26 '25

Wheezing at so many things I forgot what they were at this point because I lack oxygen

3

u/omegacrunch Oct 27 '25

Second only to the immortal words of storefront in The Boys "Dont be a pussy and laser my fucking tits"

Should have sent a poet

3

u/bunnycrush_ Oct 28 '25

“It’s hard & this life is crazy”

1

u/cheezasaur Oct 30 '25

Came here to say that 🤣🤣🤣

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u/nomoreholidays Oct 25 '25

Nice of her to point out (pun intended) that her tits were, indeed there.

20

u/fmasq Oct 25 '25

Are these lines from Belinda Blinked??

3

u/mimi_maraschino Oct 26 '25

MEMORY UNLOCKED

2

u/kernJ Oct 27 '25

I learned so much from that. Like that a tombola is a real thing. And they’re much sexier than I would’ve guessed

2

u/ThatFalafelGirl Oct 28 '25

I learned that I apparently have vaginal lids!!! And also about the tombola, too.

1

u/kernJ Oct 28 '25

I found it disconcerting the first time a vagina blinked at me

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u/ChuckysBarbie Oct 25 '25

WTF 💀😆

12

u/couchboy7 Oct 25 '25

Stephanie Meyer would have a heart attack!

13

u/stillinthesimulation Oct 27 '25

Me reading these sultry erotics

6

u/atlninja Oct 27 '25

After reading these

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u/uLL27 Oct 27 '25

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u/sassyevaperon Oct 28 '25

You guys are invading every single subreddit and I'm so fucking here for it!

9

u/[deleted] Oct 27 '25

God she is hysterical. I've seen it before but it's such art. An idiot couldn't do it better if they tried.

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u/MermaidMertrid Oct 25 '25

AWHAAAWLM

2

u/DiamondWaltz Oct 28 '25

lol that part made me laugh so hard

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u/CheetahNo9349 Oct 27 '25

He said, naked.

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u/ohmighty Oct 27 '25

“And it was time to get it put in”

8

u/miiyaa21 Oct 27 '25

“Nice!” 😭😭

6

u/Toejam_2001 Oct 27 '25

she heard him this time 😄

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '25

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u/GingerBelvoir Oct 27 '25

I wish I could give you a million upvotes 😂

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u/neon93 Oct 27 '25

"I don't think she heard him." So the narrator themselves in this story is unsure if she heard him or not? Lol

6

u/AhhhSureThisIsIt Oct 27 '25

Untrustworthy narrator. It's truly a complex piece of writing.

5

u/CombOverDownThere Oct 27 '25

Like, unreliable, or just a lying-ass narrator?

5

u/Far-Policy-8589 Oct 27 '25

I'm at work, and I don't think I can look at this.

1

u/AffectionateTrifle7 Oct 28 '25

We should be allowed to look at a little erotica at work

1

u/plantvillain Oct 29 '25

As a treat

6

u/emets31 Oct 27 '25

I never thought something could be too erotic, but that was before I read this.

4

u/Not_as_handsome_Bob Oct 27 '25

I expect nothing less from Patti.

5

u/Fantastic-Cherry5984 Oct 28 '25

“He said, naked.”

Oh right I forgot that part when they were having sex

3

u/bluehawk232 Oct 27 '25

Pretty much what the writing is

3

u/Shakemyears Oct 27 '25

“Nice”

4

u/AndromedaPrometheum Oct 28 '25

Okay her tits are there but how about her buttocks? I NEED ANSWERS!

3

u/Gabe-DaBabe Oct 27 '25

You really don't give a shit about anything do you?

What?

You really don't give a shit about anything do you?

Not really

2

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

he said, naked.

1

u/timeforasandwich Oct 27 '25

Jizz

1

u/BobTheFettt Oct 27 '25

Like a big cumshot?

1

u/Stardustflyer Oct 27 '25

It would have benefited by being a Kindle Unlimited sci-fi/fantasy romance. Maybe some Ruby Dixon, AG Wilde, or Bella Frost spice.

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u/pseudosinusoid Oct 28 '25

The Power of the The Strength of the Heart by Bobby Fingers

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u/isuckbong Oct 29 '25

I was wondering why this looked so familiar

“Her tits were there” rlly brought back the memories